This thread is just too CREEPY!
Back to how it all started, the forks tubes and the abuse they take. There is an alternative to the gaiters that would look nice and still protect the swept area of the tubes. My 1800 has inverted forks and mounted to the axle bosses and extending upward in front of the swept area of the sliders is a nice chrome shield just wide enough to protect the finish from road crap and bug juice. It would not be hard to create a custom looking shield that clamped around the top of the fork leg and provided the same protection to a conventional fork set up. You could leave the gaiters off and still protect the fork tubes.
Quick picture with the IPhone for show and tell.