Author Topic: Uncomfortable moments at bike night (Read 5591 times)

ElCheapo · « **on:** June 08, 2006, 08:40:35 AM »

Last night we did the Quaker Steak and Lube bike night. We did the tour and looked at the bikes. Then went to go in and eat. Wife goes off to the bathroom. In the bathroom some woman asked here "how do you know Tom?".

Oblivious I am out in the waiting area. She comes out of the bathroom and tells me about this.

I think quick and hard as she describes a 30 something tall blonde, big chest, little waist, and little but

$:-\$ Hell if I know who it was. This ride was in a town that I really never did much in and knew mostly no one.

Rushoid · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2006, 08:48:41 AM »

I bet the "boys" kinda drew up on that one!

Your wife's name isn't "Lorena" is it?

Tim. · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:02:48 AM »

You should have waited around till she came out, so you could have pointed her out as the lap dancer you met the month prior

Or at least you could have then made an educated choice on which path to head down.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:04:39 AM »

Quote from: tintin on June 08, 2006, 09:02:48 AM

You should have waited around till she came out, so you could have pointed her out as the lap dancer you met the month prior

Not a chance....

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:05:33 AM »

Damn...

ohiocaferacer · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:27:22 AM »

...you should have said...."How does she remember my name...it was only one night. I must have been good!!"

HHHAA!!

cbjunkie · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:28:03 AM »

at least you have that spacious new warehouse...would be simple to rig up a loft space with a bed in it...

ElCheapo · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:43:39 AM »

Quote from: cbjunkie on June 08, 2006, 09:28:03 AM

at least you have that spacious new warehouse...would be simple to rig up a loft space with a bed in it...

There is room for a big ole' hot tub in there too.

REALLY IM KIDDING

Quote from: ohiocaferacer on June 08, 2006, 09:27:22 AM

...you should have said...."How does she remember my name...it was only one night. I must have been good!!"

HHHAA!!

You guys are gonna get me killed

Clutch Cargo · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:53:55 AM »

Quaker Steak & Lube - Right On

I did not know they had expanded that far.

For years "the lube" was a single location operation in Sharon PA - about 60 miles north of Pittsburgh. About 10 years ago they started to expand in the Pgh area - I think that they have four or five in the area now - one in Erie, PA

Watch out for thoes atomic wings and don't forget to "sign the waiver"

Mike

ElCheapo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:56:37 AM »

Yea I saw those crazy wings. Not for me thanks. I'll bet they burn in and OUT!

I eat nothing that comes with a warning label.

I saw one other SOHC in the crowd. It was a full fairing ratter 750 F. The rest of the stuff was just same same same. But there were some crazy things like v-8 trikes there.

Tim. · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2006, 10:19:28 AM »

Drove by the QS&L in Erie on my way back to Toronto from the Detroit auto show last Jan. Saw it from across the street while we were in the Burger King (HUGE mistake - should've gone to the QS&L). First time I'd seen or heard of the chain - funny stuff.

dusterdude · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2006, 10:39:42 AM »

damn tom,suck it up and say ooh rah,then tell your wife where you knew that lady from.

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:40:53 AM »

Could of been worse.
Could of been a guy asking your wife about you ....

Rushoid · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2006, 11:55:22 AM »

Quote from: ProTeal55 on June 08, 2006, 11:40:53 AM

Could of been worse.
Could of been a guy asking your wife about you ....

TeeHee!! Ask your wife if that tall blonde had an adam's apple! Or if she stood up to pee!

jotor · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2006, 02:24:59 PM »

Quote from: mdurkin on June 08, 2006, 09:53:55 AM

For years "the lube" was a single location operation in Sharon PA

Mike

Dang, I'd forgotten about the "lube" I used to go there when I had relatives near Warren, Ohio. Worth the trip, for sure.

Joe

ProTeal55 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:05:50 AM »

Was this "blonde woman" actually DUSTERDUDE in drag ??
Scarry....

ElCheapo · « **Reply #16 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:51:42 AM »

Maybe Duster was stalking me, I am sure he was not in my unit (USMC)

Besides that is a Navy thing

Jay B · « **Reply #17 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:01:21 AM »

I've had similar happen. If your wife is anything like mine this thing is gonna keep comin at ya for a long, long time.

It's the #$%*s to get the wrath of a woman scorned without having had the pleasure of scorning her.

dusterdude · « **Reply #18 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:18:49 AM »

Quote from: ProTeal55 on June 09, 2006, 07:05:50 AM

Was this "blonde woman" actually DUSTERDUDE in drag ??
Scarry....

joe,i havent been in wisconsin recently and tom,this will haunt you forever.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #19 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:21:57 AM »

Quote from: dusterdude on June 09, 2006, 08:18:49 AM

Quote from: ProTeal55 on June 09, 2006, 07:05:50 AM
Was this "blonde woman" actually DUSTERDUDE in drag ??
Scarry....
joe,i havent been in wisconsin recently and tom,this will haunt you forever.

Problably will. If I get on Discovery channel builing against Carpy, I'll be sure to make a kiss face just for you

dusterdude · « **Reply #20 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:22:44 AM »

awww,you so sweet.

Rushoid · « **Reply #21 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:26:54 AM »

Quote from: ElCheapo on June 09, 2006, 07:51:42 AM

Besides that is a Navy thing

Hey, watch it there!

<@#$% jarheads>

The Marines ARE a branch of the Navy, you know!

(oh I've done it now, haven't I?

)

ElCheapo · « **Reply #22 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:01:19 AM »

Jar Heads are a league of their own

Navy is just the transportation for the "Real Men"

Some body has to give us a ride

Rushoid · « **Reply #23 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:23:19 AM »

Quote from: ElCheapo on June 09, 2006, 10:01:19 AM

Jar Heads are a league of their own

Truer words have never been spoken

Yeah, we'll give you a ride. And fix your meals, fluff your pillows, etc. All while softening up the beach before you go in.

In all seriousness, I have nothing but respect for The Corps.

Even if you are a bunch of crazy sum#$%*es!

Thank you for your service to our country.

Lee

ElCheapo · « **Reply #24 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Rushoid on June 09, 2006, 10:23:19 AM

Quote from: ElCheapo on June 09, 2006, 10:01:19 AM
Jar Heads are a league of their own
Truer words have never been spoken Yeah, we'll give you a ride. And fix your meals, fluff your pillows, etc. All while softening up the beach before you go in.

In all seriousness, I have nothing but respect for The Corps. Even if you are a bunch of crazy sum#$%*es!

Thank you for your service to our country.

Lee

Crazy people have a place to.

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