I think you both have hit on something important here: the return oil paths do have quite some pressure because of the turbulence that comes from the high revs of the Baby Fours. The 350F/400F were always dry as a bone, until they sat too long.
One of the big culprits I am finding with all of the head gaskets today: the spec is off in 2 ways.
1. The new ones don't compress as far as the old ones. Probable reason: different crush materials, as asbestos is now outlawed. In some cases, higher torque helps, but usually only on the OEM gaskets we have last seen.
2. The head gaskets today come with a slick, sealed, hard surface. All of the old Honda gaskets had a coating that resembled paraffin mixed with rubber cement, and it was quite soaked into the [porous] asbestos surface. This had a LOT to do with their sealing, and with the difficulty of removing the head gaskets. Today's head gaskets, even after 10k miles, come apart like they were never sealed when disassembled.
So, the search is on: even if I have to INVENT something, there must be a sealant that resembles the old stuff that can be applied with a roller (which was how Honda did it) or a brush, that is thin, rubber-y, and sets with heat, that can also get a grip on these head gaskets (and others, for that matter).
The Cometic head gaskets are the hardest of all to seal. Their surface is irregular like cloth, yet completely impervious to anything sticky. These come with Wiseco piston kits, and are real hard to seal around the oil ports. They also come in the red-colored "Japanese made" gasket kits, I've discovered.
Maybe something like Walthers GOO and high-temp paraffin, heated to about 200 degrees, stirred slowly in the pot (with a chant and a lizard's liver?) might work...