A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall
was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot
to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to
ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store
we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond
necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for
you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that
jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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