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Offline dave500

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if you were a traffic cop?
« on: June 15, 2013, 06:12:50 AM »
man id be tough but fair,and reasonable,theres no other way!im taking names now!and writing tickets free and easy,and im watching you!
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 06:22:18 AM »
Need to put on a few kilos. :)
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 06:25:56 AM »
next stop,donut shop,duly noted.
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 06:38:26 AM »
Man, I'd be friggin busy...
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 07:36:17 AM »
Big hat, mirrored shades and so fat your arms are 45 degrees from your body.
Scowls looking good though!
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 02:22:57 PM »
hey, it's angry anderson from rose tattoo. didn't know he freelanced as a traffic cop.
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2013, 02:28:03 PM »
Well least you didn't impersonate a Gold Coast parking enforcer......

For the non Australians.... Google Gold Coast meter maid......

(Your welcome. Still doesn't make the parking ticket easier)

Looking good officer dave.
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2013, 03:34:16 PM »
Dave, without a uniform and wearing that outfit, you like more like some kind of hard boiled detective or private dick...."Only the facts maam, only the facts..."
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2013, 03:40:22 PM »
columbo?
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2013, 09:12:57 PM »
Quote from: dave500 on June 15, 2013, 03:40:22 PM
columbo?

No mate. A shrunk down older Vin Diesel lol
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2013, 10:04:38 PM »
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2013, 01:24:51 AM »
No-one twigged on yet? Even I know why Dave posted this.  :P
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2013, 03:54:12 AM »
Quote from: LesterPiglet on June 16, 2013, 01:24:51 AM
No-one twigged on yet? Even I know why Dave posted this.  :P

Because he's wearing a cops jacket.... ;)
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2013, 04:08:44 AM »
aussie cops looks like this...i hope....

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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2013, 04:39:29 AM »
Don't get me started Dave..... ::)
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2013, 02:35:32 PM »
Goose? Are you there?

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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2013, 03:22:54 PM »
Sooo, aussie cops have only one eye?
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2013, 03:24:49 PM »
I wear a 50 long if you come across another Davie-o!
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2013, 06:49:05 AM »
stoopid people would hate me if i was a cop period
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Re: if you were a traffic cop?
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2013, 10:33:29 AM »
You would need to put on a couple pounds and keep a thermos filled with you everywhere. No freebies, make sure to ticket everyone.

Personally If I was a cop, I'd let everyone off with a warning :p
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