At some point and time, I really hope to actually
ride this machine, rather than just performing surgery on it. I mean, you guys do actually get to ride them once in a while, right?

Right? Guys?
Ok, so on to the
new issue. Last night, I connected my gauges, see photos, and started her up. In the first photo, you'll see that the needles were all over the place, especially cylinder #1. By the way, I connected the gauges in the order of the cylinders from left to right. (so, 1 2 3 4) And just so I won't get scolded, this is a 1975 Honda CB550K... Back to the issue, the gauges were all over the place, so I began slowly adjusting the screws on each carb, which were all at the same starting point as per the manual. (1.5 turns out) I started with the #4 carb and worked my way down. After some adjusting, I was able to balance out the carbs 4, 3 and 2 fairly close. (see second photo) As I started to adjust carb #1, the bike began to die. The needle never would get anywhere near to the same point as the other three gauges. If I backed the screw out, the bike would rev waaaay up. If I closed the screw, the bike would start to cough and clunk and sputter and try to die. So, I decided to start over and try to match the other carb screws to the #1 carb. I backed the #1 screw out about 2 turns, and started to adjust the other carbs, making sure to blip the throttle a little. Well, to get anywhere close on the needles, I had to back #2, #3, and #4 screws Waaaay out to even get close. By now, the bike was idling all over the place but high. Way too high. So, I decided to once again, start over. I reset the screws back to factory specs again, pressed the start button, and now she wont start. She wants to start...she told me. She tries to start. But no success. So, I took the plugs out to check there first. (see photos) As you can see, they were fouled. I cleaned them, checked the gap, and reinstalled. I also installed an inline spark tester. Spark is VERY strong. I then checked the timing and cleaned the points. Timing is dead on. Next I checked the bowls. Each had about the same amount of fuel (or close to it) as measured in my high tech baby food jar with sharpie marker marks. (say that three times fast!)
I have a hot wife. No really, she's pretty hot. I think she wants to ride as much as I do. I really want to take my hot wife out on this machine. Hot wife is starting to question my abilities...in the garage. So, A=hot wife B=CB550 C=time unable to ride D=desire to ride
With this information, we can then deduce that: (A+B)*D > C in theory. However, this equation is not accurate and reflects: (B+C)-A=D
Can someone help me with this equation?