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Offline Stev-o

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Ever wish you were a female?
« on: December 29, 2013, 01:24:37 PM »
Well, I do!

http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/4263811377.html

I wanna ride, talk and shop with her! Or, at least ride...
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 01:28:07 PM »
Me too! She's got a look about her that tickles my fancy
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 01:31:59 PM »
and shopping.    ::)
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 01:52:35 PM »
Quote from: jamesb on December 29, 2013, 01:28:07 PM
Me too! She's got a look about her that tickles my fancy

Me too!  What bike is that?  I will keep my eye open for her....
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2013, 02:00:38 PM »
Well for 56 years I haven't, but after seeing this Stev-o I would be willing to give it a try ;)
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2013, 02:05:25 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on December 29, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
Quote from: jamesb on December 29, 2013, 01:28:07 PM
Me too! She's got a look about her that tickles my fancy

Me too!  What bike is that?  I will keep my eye open for her....
that's a Moto Guzzi...not really sure what model...better tune up that 836, otherwise she gonna spank you!   ...on second thought, are you not married Steve-O?  Better let me handle this.
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2013, 02:12:24 PM »
How far are you from Austin Stev-o?

I would let her and Marcia spank me :) Heck with tuning up the bike ::)
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2013, 02:14:15 PM »
Quote from: seanbarney41 on December 29, 2013, 02:05:25 PM
Quote from: Stev-o on December 29, 2013, 01:52:35 PM
Quote from: jamesb on December 29, 2013, 01:28:07 PM
Me too! She's got a look about her that tickles my fancy

Me too!  What bike is that?  I will keep my eye open for her....
that's a Moto Guzzi...not really sure what model...better tune up that 836, otherwise she gonna spank you!   ...on second thought, are you not married Steve-O?  Better let me handle this.

I like Moto Guzzi, the Z1 is ready....but I want her to spank me! 

Reality check: yeah, married. But a guy can dream cant he??
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2013, 02:17:58 PM »
you guys are nuts.  The sensible thing to do is pretend to be gay and infiltrate the ranks. Pretty soon they will all be sitting around naked like girls do and won't mind that you are there. . . right?  :P
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2013, 02:26:00 PM »
Leave it up to a guy from North Carolina to come up with scheme like that. Haha! Have seen it work in the movies before. Hey might be worth a shot ???
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2013, 02:42:49 PM »
Quote from: nccb on December 29, 2013, 02:17:58 PM
you guys are nuts.  The sensible thing to do is pretend to be gay and infiltrate the ranks. Pretty soon they will all be sitting around naked like girls do and won't mind that you are there. . . right?  :P
You wouldn't be able to ride your bike with the amount of blisters on your palms though.
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2013, 03:49:50 PM »



I'm already stalking her....The picture was taken here, :P :P :P :P

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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2013, 04:03:13 PM »
Quote from: Damfino on December 29, 2013, 03:49:50 PM



I'm already stalking her....The picture was taken here, :P :P :P :P

http://af1racingaustin.com/

304 E Cesar Chavez  Austin, TX 78701

I know exactly where that is, only about 5 min from my office!
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2013, 04:08:20 PM »
I look forward to reading about you in the news.  :P
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2013, 04:15:15 PM »
OK, I'm going to reply to the ad, and ask if we can get together for "coffee talk"!

Should I include a photo of myself "fixed up"?

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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2013, 05:40:45 PM »
Only if you were sitting on the K1, but still, that photo doesn't belong on this site  :o :P
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2013, 06:11:07 PM »
sometimes, but then, there's the red tide. Also, I would probably play with my boobs all the time.
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2013, 07:05:02 PM »
What the hell ??   :o  :o  You guys exploring your feminine side ?
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2013, 07:39:16 PM »
If only, I would never leave the house.
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 12:24:15 AM »
i just re read the title,i thought you said shemale?
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2013, 05:41:02 AM »
I know that Lady who wants to start the group, she said she actually stole that picture from the internet. For anybody interested here is what she really looks like.
   Actually more your age Steve  ;D  ;D
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2013, 06:55:25 AM »
Ouch!  That hurt Eric.....
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2013, 01:12:03 PM »
Hands off Steve-O and Eric!  That's my mom!
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2013, 01:19:08 PM »
Quote from: seanbarney41 on December 30, 2013, 01:12:03 PM
Hands off Steve-O and Eric!  That's my mom!

MILF?!
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Re: Ever wish you were a female?
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2013, 01:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on December 29, 2013, 04:15:15 PM



Here she is on her other bike.



Grayson Perry, funny bloke.
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