Topic: Aussie Bee sting

[70CB750]

Australian Telephone Operator: "G'day mate .... Helpline here ..... What's the problem?"

Customer: "I'm in the Outback with the girlfriend and she's been stung on her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!"

Australian Telephone Operator: "Bummer!"

Customer: "Great advice! Thanks mate, bye."

[Jay Ace]

HAHA Nice one!

[Vicman]

It's a good thing you live too far away to hang out with. We would end up in some serious trouble. That's funny right there!