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Offline 70CB750

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How I lost my teeth
« on: April 25, 2014, 08:35:50 AM »
I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number."
I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?"
She replied, "I sure do."
I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is Monday ...

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2014, 11:54:04 AM »
 ;D
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Offline Hon3ybadger

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 03:09:20 AM »
Please tell me thats true!
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Offline 70CB750

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 04:11:35 AM »
Of course not, I would fark that heifer gladly.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 04:13:16 AM by 70CB750 »
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Offline vfourfreak

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2014, 12:20:57 PM »
Nobody tells 'em as good as Prokop !
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2014, 12:48:08 AM »
You gone hoggin'
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2014, 02:15:04 AM »
Quote from: 70CB750 on April 26, 2014, 04:11:35 AM
Of course not, I would fark that heifer gladly.

Hahaha.....The one you miss out on is the one you'll never get back.... :o   I've heard its like riding a scooter, fun while your doing it but you wouldn't want to let your mates find out...   8) ;D
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2014, 04:12:27 AM »
I rode a scooter once... Too much cold air up my shorts for my liking.
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2014, 02:24:14 PM »
« Last Edit: May 04, 2014, 03:52:16 PM by Retro Rocket »
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2014, 05:29:19 PM »
Thats funny


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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2014, 03:52:31 AM »
thats the picture I was looking for!
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2014, 03:36:38 PM »
yes that is funny .
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