Topic: RE: 20+ Commandments of SOHC4.net Updated...

[ekpent]

Why Chewy, I had no idea you were so religious?!

And strike you down, JW, thou is a sinner!

Yeah man I am a true believer!  Your a sinner too Steve-O for it is written

There shall be no other motorcycle before the SOHC4.

From what I can tell you are cheating on your beloved Honda with that skanky Kawasaki every chance you get.

You mean this skank?!

Your evil dirty lustful hands have fondled that machine much too much already. You must repent,repent now I say!!

[Duanob]

Call me a sinner but I'd take that skank anyday! 

[faux fiddy]

Thou shalt use the proper wrenches and thou shall be struck down by lightening for using vice grips and rounding thy nuts and bolts.


'76 cb750k, '78 cb750f 'Merica Edition

I gotta use the needle nose vice grips on some of those stripped out cheese head screw,  they work.

[chewbacca5000]

Why Chewy, I had no idea you were so religious?!

And strike you down, JW, thou is a sinner!

Yeah man I am a true believer!  Your a sinner too Steve-O for it is written

There shall be no other motorcycle before the SOHC4.

From what I can tell you are cheating on your beloved Honda with that skanky Kawasaki every chance you get.

You mean this skank?!

Your evil dirty lustful hands have fondled that machine much too much already. You must repent,repent now I say!!

Yes that Shank!  Preach it brother Erik!  Repent now by sending that abomination up New York way.  All will be forgiven.

[70CB750]

I love the smell of two stroke in the morning, smells like victory.

[MoMo]

I love the smell of two stroke in the morning, smells like victory.

Agree, nothing like the smell of Blendzall in the mornng....................or,,  anytime for that matter

[Stev-o]

Why Chewy, I had no idea you were so religious?!

And strike you down, JW, thou is a sinner!

Yeah man I am a true believer!  Your a sinner too Steve-O for it is written

There shall be no other motorcycle before the SOHC4.

From what I can tell you are cheating on your beloved Honda with that skanky Kawasaki every chance you get.

You mean this skank?!

Your evil dirty lustful hands have fondled that machine much too much already. You must repent,repent now I say!!

Damn you all (except Duanob, he understands).  I will continue to be a sinner with my "2 stroke skank" til I am struck down dead!

[scottly]

I love the smell of two stroke in the morning, smells like victory.

Agree, nothing like the smell of Blendzall in the mornng....................or,,  anytime for that matter

I once put some premix from my buddies Sachs into my dad's lawnmower, just for the smell.

[MoMo]

^^I preferred using my old LawnBoy 2 smoker over the John Deere I had just for the smell. 

[ekpent]

I have to make a confession, please forgive me SOHC Lord, but I may be a sinner also with 15 different two stroke bikes sitting around the barn.  Please O' Please O' Holy one have mercy on my soul----     

[chewbacca5000]

I have to make a confession, please forgive me SOHC Lord, but I may be a sinner also with 15 different two stroke bikes sitting around the barn.  Please O' Please O' Holy one have mercy on my soul---- 

We'll since half of them are Water Buffalos waiting for part that will never arrive you are absolved of al sins.  Go do 10 Our Hondas and 5 hail CB750s.

[Bailgang]

Well my GL1100 is a sohc so does that make me still acceptable here?

On the other hand please oh Lord help me resist the temptation of always checking out craigs list and looking at bikes that I know my lovely will wife say no to. And being we're on the subject dear Lord, my oldest son is planning on selling his K3 this summer. Is there anyway you can compel her to let me pick it up for myself? Please?

[70CB750]

^^I preferred using my old LawnBoy 2 smoker over the John Deere I had just for the smell.

You know there are candles available for romantic evening with your lady friend - or bike, your choice

http://www.flyingtigermoto.com/products/two-stroke-smoke-candle

East Germany was full of cars with 2 smokers. It got old eventually - you smelled it all the time on roads.

[chewbacca5000]

^^I preferred using my old LawnBoy 2 smoker over the John Deere I had just for the smell.

You know there are candles available for romantic evening with your lady friend - or bike, your choice

http://www.flyingtigermoto.com/products/two-stroke-smoke-candle

East Germany was full of cars with 2 smokers. It got old eventually - you smelled it all the time on roads.

Nice!  Got to get me one of those candles right away.

[72 yellow]

Thou shall refrain from using the words "Ran when parked" when attempting to describe the condition of a SOHC4 for sale if not the gospel truth. 

[ekpent]

Thou shall refrain from using the words "Ran when parked" when attempting to describe the condition of a SOHC4 for sale if not the gospel truth. 

Amen Brother--  Hallelujah