Topic: Three stages of sex

[70CB750]

with your wife/girfriend once you get her pregnant.

1. first trimester: regular stage
2. second trimester: doggy style
3. third trimester: coyote style*

Rich


*that's the stage where you just sit next to the hole and howl...

[pangloss]

Oh Dear
..my sore sides!!  What a "Howler"
Heh!

[bryanj]

Or the three stages of man

(1) Tri Weekly

(2) Try Weekly

(3) Try Weakly

[70CB750]

Or the three stages of man

(1) Tri Weekly

(2) Try Weekly

(3) Try Weakly

Thats much better actually 

[vfourfreak]

Or the three stages of man

(1) Tri Weekly

(2) Try Weekly

(3) Try Weakly

Thats much better actually 

I think there was another progression, something like from a machine gun to a sniper's rifle.

Kev

[Retro Rocket]

I remember doggie style, I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead....

[RevDoc]

Following the trio theme:

Marriage
 In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

[RAFster122s]

Stages of Sex in a Marriage...

1st stage - newlywed and first few years - you do it anywhere and nearly anytime...all over the house

2nd stage - you have been married a while and have kids - you only do it in the bedroom after the kids have gone to bed and you do it quietly

3rd stage -  you have been married a long time -  you do it in the hallway & everytime you pass each other, saying F___ you whenever you see them

4th stage -  the marriage is coming to a close in court ---  in court the lawyers work you both over and you are both royally ____ by them and their bills

[vfourfreak]

Stages of Sex in a Marriage...

1st stage - newlywed and first few years - you do it anywhere and nearly anytime...all over the house

2nd stage - you have been married a while and have kids - you only do it in the bedroom after the kids have gone to bed and you do it quietly

3rd stage -  you have been married a long time -  you do it in the hallway & everytime you pass each other, saying F___ you whenever you see them

4th stage -  the marriage is coming to a close in court ---  in court the lawyers work you both over and you are both royally ____ by them and their bills

Very appropriate ! But I am so careless. I went from Stage 1 to Stage 4 in a very short space of time. Like 5 years.

Must do better in future.

Kev