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ElCheapo · « **on:** November 18, 2006, 09:18:16 AM »

1. Your mama's so ugly, they're gonna move Halloween to her birthday.
2. You mama's so fat, she put on some BVD's and when she was done it spelt - Boulevard.

nickjtc · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2006, 10:14:13 AM »

Yo mamma's so fat we could lay her face down and use her butt crack for a sohc front wheel support.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2006, 02:45:21 PM »

Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way

ElCheapo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2006, 05:25:59 PM »

Quote from: 31rx7 on November 18, 2006, 05:16:10 PM

Yo Mamma's so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals".

Yo Mamma's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Barley could stop laughing to post

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Ratfink · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2006, 08:13:04 PM »

Yo mamma looks like weird Al.

Yo mamma so black, at night all you can see is her tooth.

Yo mamma got an afro with a chin strap.

Yo mamma got a peg leg with a kick stand.

Yo mamma so ugly her pimp pays her.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2006, 08:17:47 PM »

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the theatre she sits next to EVERYONE

ic455 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:09:15 PM »

Yo mommas so fat, Japan sent Mothra after her

ElCheapo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:10:55 PM »

Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry

ic455 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2006, 09:14:46 PM »

Yo mommas so fat that her gynecologist found Osama

ElCheapo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2006, 06:56:37 AM »

Yo mama's so fat, her gynecologist wears a hard hat.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2006, 11:34:43 AM »

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

RKS

Jonesy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2006, 04:02:56 PM »

Yo Momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Joshua650 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:07:42 PM »

Yo momma so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo momma so ugly a motorcycle club gang dressed her.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2006, 07:54:24 PM »

"SOME PEOPLE" have waaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. I don't know if this is more childish or more not funny at all. Oh well....to each his own!!!!

ic455 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2006, 09:27:48 PM »

Yo fat, broke mommas so stupid she tried to steal Orion's belt

gregwaits · « **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2006, 08:29:55 AM »

Yo Mamma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo Mamma's so fat that when she wakes up, she wakes up in sections.

ieism · « **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:15:41 AM »

Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back

Ya mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map and see people wavin at her

Your mother got an Ouija board on her back

Ya mama got Playdough teeth

oldfordguy · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2006, 02:44:27 PM »

Your mama's so fat when she went snorkeling, volunteers from Green Peace kept trying to "push her back out to sea!"

Ratfink · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:28:19 PM »

Yo mamma so ugly she was out pimpin herself and got picked up and taken to the pound.

cleveland · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2006, 05:37:01 PM »

Your Mama's so fat I told her to haul ass and it took here 2 trips.

I heard that one in 3rd grade.

angeldeville · « **Reply #20 on:** November 20, 2006, 08:44:28 PM »

Yo Mamma's howse is so small the mat out front says "WEL".

ic455 · « **Reply #21 on:** November 20, 2006, 09:20:54 PM »

yo momma such a ho, she got the rest of that mat, it just says "come"

ElCheapo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2006, 09:44:49 PM »

Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu and says "OK"

angeldeville · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2006, 09:58:46 PM »

Yo mama is so sensitive she was offended by that last comment

ElCheapo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2006, 10:01:43 PM »

Quote from: angeldeville on November 20, 2006, 09:58:46 PM

Yo mama is so sensitive she was offended by that last comment

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