Topic: Does this camel look attractive to you?

[Terry in Australia]

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here On the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with Passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a Ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants Down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
No not really, sir... "They usually just ride the camel into town where the Girls are." 

[mcpuffett]

  , good one Terry,

[Jonesy]

Heheheee...

Reminds me of another one:
A fellow was travelling across the desert when he was captured by a brand of local tribesmen. Trying to bargain for his release, the man was finally given an option for freedom. He was given 3 challenges: In the first tent was a massive amount of alcohol. He had to drink every drop of it. In the second tent there was a tiger with an abcessed tooth. He had to pull it. In the third tent was a woman who had never been "satisfied". (You can figure out what was required of him there). If he could accomplish all 3, he would be let go.

So, the man enters the first tent and after about 6 hours finally emerges and staggers into the next tent. After a couple hours with a lot of loud roaring and growling the man staggers out and says, "OK... Now where's that lady with the toothache?" 

[Rsnip988]

haaha  good one


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