Topic: You know it's time to diet when...

[RevDoc]

* You dance and it makes the band skip.

* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

* You could sell shade.

* Your blood type is Ragu.

* You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'.

[MoMo]

or you dwarf a Harley like this

[Jwexperience]

I wish Harley's were that small...they wouldn't be so obnoxious.


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[jgger]

That picture reminds me of the twins that used to ride mini bikes back in the 70's or 80's. Can't remember their names, but they were huge.

[MoMo]

That picture reminds me of the twins that used to ride mini bikes back in the 70's or 80's. Can't remember their names, but they were huge.

Not sure of the source, I saw it on the internet and downloaded for future nonsensical use.  Comes in handy....Larry

[70CB750]

One more:

You lay on a beach and greenpeace will push you back in the ocean.

[Oz350Four]

Or you stand on the 10cent talking scales at the mall and it groans "get off" and spits the 10cents back out..!!!