Author Topic: You know you are getting Old when.... (Read 5025 times)

754 · « **on:** January 01, 2018, 03:37:51 PM »

I went to a New Years party and learned a new word for Cocaine........😀

754 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2018, 03:39:13 PM »

And this morning , I cant remember what that was...😅

Ridem32 · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2018, 05:11:39 PM »

Lol

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jgger · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2018, 06:26:44 PM »

You know you are getting old when you watch the ball drop from your easy chair and your noise maker is the panic bottom on your key fob!

Stev-o · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2018, 06:49:46 PM »

You know you're old when your houseplants are alive, but you can’t smoke any of them!

MoMo · « **Reply #5 on:** January 01, 2018, 10:37:00 PM »

When 60 year old women look hot...Larry

74cb750 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2018, 07:16:49 AM »

When you Think about taking the wife's advice about not going into the woods to cut up some trees just because it's -15F.

72 yellow · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2018, 11:38:57 AM »

When you wash your face in the morning and look in the mirror and wonder who is staring back at you.

ewanhughes · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2018, 11:45:57 AM »

You know you're getting old when;
It takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2018, 01:01:37 PM »

You start to crack teeth. I am starting to think my teeth are actually comprised of Chiclets.

Swoop · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2018, 01:02:14 PM »

When.....
The hair in your ears...is longer than the hair in your nose....which is longer than the hair on your head.

ofreen · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2018, 01:32:40 PM »

...you open threads titled “You know you are getting Old when.... ”

WhyNot2 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2018, 02:26:35 PM »

Quote from: ofreen on January 02, 2018, 01:32:40 PM

...you open threads titled “You know you are getting Old when.... ”

And thinking.......should I or shouldn't I...........

Then you realize you are old...........................!!!!!!!!!

Bailgang · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2018, 02:28:02 PM »

When you start saying the same things your dad used to say when you were young like "They want how much for that?!! Geez I remember when it only cost ..." I'm finding myself saying that a lot lately when I see the cost of a brand new vehicles.

dhall57 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2018, 04:34:29 PM »

When your content sitting at the house watching Hallmark movies with the wife

eigenvector · « **Reply #15 on:** January 02, 2018, 05:35:05 PM »

When your Friday night action consists of watching TV with the cat on your lap.

FuZZie · « **Reply #16 on:** January 02, 2018, 05:41:25 PM »

Hey, we're not counting that as still getting pussy.... LOL!

Gordon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 02, 2018, 08:26:41 PM »

My daughter started watching a show where the parents of the main characters were from a previous show about teenagers that was out when I was already an adult.

dave500 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 02, 2018, 11:31:21 PM »

when ya don't care that ya getting old,its like "NATURE MAN?#$%* mother nature the heartless #$%*!then again I don't wanna live for ever surrounded by young dick heads!

demon78 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2018, 03:42:28 AM »

All of the above girls, all of the above, plus disgusting things I shan't mention.
Bill the demon.

Steve F · « **Reply #20 on:** January 03, 2018, 01:47:55 PM »

Quote from: 754 on January 01, 2018, 03:39:13 PM

And this morning , I cant remember what that was...😅

What happened? Did you BLOW your mind?

333 · « **Reply #21 on:** January 03, 2018, 04:13:00 PM »

This may help;

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+cocaine.html

Google is our friend.

Remcod · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2018, 04:34:50 AM »

When you play an online fishing game with a lot more old people because it’s to cold outside to go fishing

Don R · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2018, 05:31:38 PM »

You have 6 pairs of shoes but you still prefer to wear the old broken down ones that are time worn to the shape of your feet.

Don R · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2018, 05:34:59 PM »

When you spend a half hour watching your neighbor try to drive up his icy driveway. Or, when you're out of beer on a Sunday night and spend a half hour trying to drive up your icy driveway.

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Author Topic: You know you are getting Old when.... (Read 5025 times)