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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34725 on: January 01, 2011, 04:07:17 pm »


I'd doink that....
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34726 on: January 01, 2011, 04:07:40 pm »
Boink it too!
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34727 on: January 01, 2011, 04:34:13 pm »
Screw her!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34728 on: January 01, 2011, 04:51:40 pm »
I'd have my way with her....in the manner of a soul satifying sensual interlude and explore the heights of orgasmic delight
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34729 on: January 01, 2011, 04:58:49 pm »
I'd have my way with her....in the manner of a soul satifying sensual interlude and explore the heights of orgasmic delight

You've been reading too many Harlequin novels there Fabio!
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You can still call me 'Schmitty'

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2015 Harley Davidson Freewheeler



You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34730 on: January 01, 2011, 05:09:17 pm »
I'd mate with her, mate!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34731 on: January 01, 2011, 05:10:41 pm »
@!#$%$%*&#%^!$!^#%$&%^*(&*#%^!#$

STUPID EVERYTHING!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34732 on: January 01, 2011, 05:11:57 pm »
Yea babe, I'd service that (in Sammy Davis jr voice)

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34733 on: January 01, 2011, 05:20:10 pm »
My favorite (or favourite, depending on location): ...making the beast with two backs.

That Shakespeare had a way with words.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34734 on: January 01, 2011, 05:34:31 pm »
Why so angry digger?
Keep the Shiny side up!

1987 ZG1000 "King Crimson"
1972 CB750K2 "Stout"
1976 CB500T "Witch's Promise"
1973 CL450K5 Cafe Project
I'd rather go homeless than chromeless

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Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.......
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34735 on: January 01, 2011, 05:50:11 pm »
Why so angry digger?


Nothing overly serious.  Just a bunch of little things that made me want to pound a couple Jack & Cokes; but being at work, I figured I'd just go to the bar...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34736 on: January 01, 2011, 05:51:41 pm »
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your user-name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same;
You want to be where everybody knows your user-name.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34737 on: January 01, 2011, 05:56:30 pm »
We're here at the bar for ya Digger!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34738 on: January 01, 2011, 06:14:53 pm »
Feeling better already!  Hangover's gone too!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34739 on: January 01, 2011, 06:16:55 pm »
Cliff:  Are they real?
Norm:  Does it matter?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34740 on: January 01, 2011, 06:30:49 pm »
Real or not?!?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34741 on: January 01, 2011, 06:32:11 pm »
Real or not?!!!?




It matters!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34742 on: January 01, 2011, 06:36:06 pm »


Your Message Here!
You can still call me 'Schmitty'

1976 CB 750
2014 CB 1100DLX
2015 Harley Davidson Freewheeler



You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34743 on: January 01, 2011, 07:05:41 pm »
Check out these melons!!!  REAL!



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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34744 on: January 01, 2011, 07:07:16 pm »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34745 on: January 01, 2011, 07:07:17 pm »
I hope those are seedless  :D
Keep the Shiny side up!

1987 ZG1000 "King Crimson"
1972 CB750K2 "Stout"
1976 CB500T "Witch's Promise"
1973 CL450K5 Cafe Project
I'd rather go homeless than chromeless

People get maddest when I've told the truth.

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.......
                                                                          Vito Corleone

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34746 on: January 01, 2011, 08:01:24 pm »
Aaahhhh, bar maids!  Real?!?





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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34747 on: January 01, 2011, 08:02:39 pm »
Can I get you guys another beer?


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34748 on: January 01, 2011, 08:19:01 pm »
In five...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
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