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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48650 on: May 25, 2014, 11:31:48 AM »
And I'll raise you a Missouri Boatride for the MR 340 and asian carp trying to take your head clean off.

Ever heard of a blue ticket?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48651 on: May 25, 2014, 04:24:31 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48652 on: May 25, 2014, 09:42:09 PM »
Alaska term for when the community pitches in and puts an #$%* on a plane to anywhere but there.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48653 on: May 27, 2014, 09:02:20 AM »

Ever heard of a blue ticket?

was watching races the other day and they kept calling this one dude's car "The Blue Deuce" and wondered what you have to eat to drop a blue deuce and also thought that sounded sort of painful.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48654 on: May 27, 2014, 10:48:51 AM »
Dropping a blue deuce sounds like fun.
Where do I apply?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48655 on: May 27, 2014, 08:13:38 PM »
Dropping a blue deuce sounds like fun.
Where do I apply?
When I was a kid, I ate a half gallon of lime sherbet in one sitting.  The next day, I pooped huge green turds.  I was amazed and scared all at the same time.  My mom was the one who made sense of it for me. 

I just thought that I'd pop in and say hello to my old friends at the bar.  I feel that I can actually show my face around here since I have my 750 back on the road.  I did 300+ miles on her on Sunday and let me tell you, she loves to cruise at 80 when I need her to do it.  It feels good to get back in her saddle.

Oh yeah.  ALL of you interns had better shape up or I will do bad things to you.  Really bad things....

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48656 on: May 27, 2014, 08:21:51 PM »
You been keeping the crows off the corn out there somewhere?  Somebody has to.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48657 on: May 27, 2014, 08:33:23 PM »
Cuppy's back in da bar, drinks on me
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48658 on: May 27, 2014, 08:45:18 PM »
You been keeping the crows off the corn out there somewhere?  Somebody has to.
I haven't really been here since July.  I've been changing jobs and women and all the stuff in between.  I got the motor on my Guzzi back together this spring and then I dropped in to a class to get m advanced EMT license.  That class is a 4 month class condensed to 7 weeks and put on by the ambulance service I work for. (yeah, that's new too)  The goose in on hold until late June.  Meanwhile, I fixed the charging system on the 750 and life is goooooood.  I use it for stress reduction.  The original (read: used up) 4-1 really makes relaxing so easy. 

All's well here in the mountains of southern Vermont.  Does anyone know of any relay or social rides that are happening?  Is the Godzilla thing dried up?  Where does Godzilla reside these days?  Who's coming to Vermont and need a place to change their tire?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48659 on: May 28, 2014, 07:19:52 AM »
Cup. Cake.
Cupcake.
CUPCAKE.
CUPCAKE
CUPCAKE!!!!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48660 on: May 28, 2014, 10:09:59 AM »
Cuppy's back in da bar, drinks on me
That's great but you have to make an intern fixe and retrieve them.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48661 on: May 29, 2014, 07:13:08 AM »
Cuppy!

Ain't had many interns lately.  I think all the talk of poop scared them off.  Who knew it was that easy?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48662 on: May 29, 2014, 09:06:23 AM »
I suppose our sobriety level is up to us then.  All hail the dive bar!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48663 on: May 29, 2014, 01:21:43 PM »
We just lost all our siht!




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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48664 on: May 29, 2014, 02:39:45 PM »
Man, I would hate to lose my #$%* in that fashion.
Did you put up a fight to keep it at all?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48665 on: May 29, 2014, 02:45:37 PM »
Sore butt..?   :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48666 on: May 29, 2014, 03:17:23 PM »
I took the day off from studying and bolted the transmission and starter to the Guzzi engine.  Naturally, I had to put 12 volts to the starter and check the compression.  I got 155R and 135L.  I figure they will balance out when I run some gasoline through it.  That will come when I get it in the frame.  These are all good things.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48667 on: May 29, 2014, 05:35:20 PM »
I want a 'guzzi.  Oh wait, that ain't a drink?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48668 on: May 29, 2014, 05:51:12 PM »
I want a 'guzzle. 

There you go.... ;D ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48669 on: May 29, 2014, 05:53:20 PM »
Doing it
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48670 on: May 29, 2014, 08:19:03 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48671 on: May 30, 2014, 03:07:50 PM »

I want a 'guzzi.  Oh wait, that ain't a drink?

Here's one http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mcy/4491893934.html

That is what mine looked like except it has everything but the headlight and ring.  I'd like to have that big police speedo from that one though.  They are pretty cool bikes.  I am looking forward to having a big twin and having an idle that sounds like it's going to stall.  I'll add pics at some point.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48672 on: May 31, 2014, 04:00:08 AM »
Good Morning ... and good POOP!
http://kxan.com/2014/05/30/cross-country-flight-diverted-after-dog-poops-on-plane/

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48673 on: May 31, 2014, 04:10:16 AM »
Cuppy!

Ain't had many interns lately.  I think all the talk of poop scared them off.  Who knew it was that easy?

He's there- It's that guest you always see lurking up there.  Just coffee for me at this point, get the rest what they want, plebe.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48674 on: May 31, 2014, 05:13:02 PM »
Good Morning ... and good POOP!
http://kxan.com/2014/05/30/cross-country-flight-diverted-after-dog-poops-on-plane/

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