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Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4400 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:12:43 AM »

Quote from: Joel C on June 06, 2008, 07:57:28 AM

Quote from: 71cb750 on June 05, 2008, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 05, 2008, 02:07:10 PM
Get them of me! Get them off me!

Help, someone! Anyone?

I've misplaced my tinfoil beanie again.
use the search function. Knowing this site there will probably be a how to make a tin foil beanie followed by arguing over the proper weight of tin foil to use.

Be sure to fold your tinfoil beanie so the shinier side becomes the outside of the hat. We cannot be held responsible for the poor performance of beanies that have been folded improperly.

Don't forget the disclaimer:

Improperly folded beanies my cause you to read you own mind.

No one wants that.

firecracker · « **Reply #4401 on:** June 06, 2008, 08:45:58 AM »

If you read my brain, you'll just get something like this:

Klark Kent · « **Reply #4402 on:** June 06, 2008, 09:05:16 AM »

[youtube=425,350]oXR4T8xVFdw[/youtube]

firecracker · « **Reply #4403 on:** June 06, 2008, 11:49:12 AM »

Wow. Thank you for that. Too funny!

This one is from the same guys. Now I'm gonna be even LESS productive while I watch more from them...

[youtube=425,350]7ZqZ9WDWXVc[/youtube]

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4404 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:07:35 PM »

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---> This 2 story wire mouse cage has been used for two years and unfortunately my mice have passed. Includes silent spinner wheel, water bottle, bedding, and food. A great starter rodent owner set up because it includes everything you need! Plenty large enough for two mice. Please contact me if interested! <---

Saw this on a local CL add. It is a trap. If you see such adds, do not ignore them, flag them for removal. Take up arms against this common enema.

What? Enemy, sorry.

I did find a neato site when I googled Tin Foil Beanie instructions.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #4405 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:22:37 PM »

firecracker · « **Reply #4406 on:** June 06, 2008, 12:53:57 PM »

Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 06, 2008, 12:07:35 PM

I did find a neato site when I googled Tin Foil Beanie instructions.

I had to look for it, but you're right, that's awesome! Thanks for the tip.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #4407 on:** June 06, 2008, 01:28:16 PM »

its for YOU!...

[youtube=425,350]rwvz1LNZ5OQ[/youtube]

firecracker · « **Reply #4408 on:** June 06, 2008, 02:17:32 PM »

Had one or two of these albums, but haven't listened to any of this in years.

You can tell these weren't recorded for the Mtv generation. You actually have to wait for the punchline...

...but it's worth it.

[youtube=425,350]MkvUav5-dqg[/youtube]

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4409 on:** June 06, 2008, 02:36:41 PM »

Does this forum convert copied text to http links?

firecracker · « **Reply #4410 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:01:24 PM »

You mean, is the forum a sentient being, capable of taking dictation?

What a silly question.

The answer is...

Does not compute. Does not compute. Johnny-Five Alive!

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4411 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:28:18 PM »

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No dis-assemble number five five oh!

333 · « **Reply #4412 on:** June 06, 2008, 03:45:18 PM »

"What are you doing, Dave?"

burmashave · « **Reply #4413 on:** June 06, 2008, 04:18:26 PM »

Quote from: firecracker

Had one or two of these albums, but haven't listened to any of this in years.

You can tell these weren't recorded for the Mtv generation. You actually have to wait for the punchline...

...but it's worth it.

So, firecracker, are you trying to tell us that someone broke your heart, or is it that you love us most of all?

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4414 on:** June 06, 2008, 07:34:55 PM »

Would you like to play a game?

Sure, how about Global Thermal Nuclear War?

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4415 on:** June 07, 2008, 02:25:31 AM »

The mice took me in to their top questioner last night, who also happens to be their leader. It was worse than I feared, she does want to rule the world!!! Oprah has the mice under her thumb, now I see the logic behind her Mouse of the Month Club.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4416 on:** June 07, 2008, 04:33:04 AM »

Fella, I've been (brainwashed) wrong all this time about the mice. They are our (sworn enemies) friends.

They mean us (a whole lot) no harm!

Do not be afraid (be very afraid...).

nickjtc · « **Reply #4417 on:** June 07, 2008, 05:42:22 AM »

Quote from: 333 on June 06, 2008, 03:45:18 PM

"What are you doing, Dave?"

Very nice '2001' connection.

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
I'm 'arf crazy, all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage; I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet, upon the seat.
Of a bicycle made for two.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4418 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:13:26 AM »

Tinfoil beanie link

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4419 on:** June 07, 2008, 07:14:17 AM »

Forgot the pic

firecracker · « **Reply #4420 on:** June 07, 2008, 08:27:21 AM »

Huh, who knew?

I thought I was just aiding you in sending others on a wild ~~goose~~ tinfoil beanie chase...

I'm so ashamed. I can't belive I was so cynical. I'm going to trust people (and mice) from now on.

It's okay now.

I'll go willingly.

Aaahhh.

The light is so pretty...

Mmmmm

burmashave · « **Reply #4421 on:** June 07, 2008, 08:35:07 AM »

Hey Hawkster, did you actually read page 1?

The world awaits.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4422 on:** June 07, 2008, 09:51:33 AM »

I glanced over it, it was actually a hmm, I wonder moment. I didn't actually do the google thing til after I posted.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4423 on:** June 07, 2008, 12:14:15 PM »

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I'm stranded at the Gas Station of Love and I have to use the self-service Pump.

333 · « **Reply #4424 on:** June 07, 2008, 04:21:21 PM »

Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 07, 2008, 12:14:15 PM

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I'm stranded at the Gas Station of Love and I have to use the self-service Pump.

Is that what they're callin' it these days?

News:

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