Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3099813 times)

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21975 on:** December 12, 2009, 09:46:08 AM »

I wonder if she edited that part @3:50 cause she fell down?
her pale nerd skin makes me watch it once more.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21976 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:06:54 PM »

why is it, when you sell something on ebay with a low buy it now, no one buys it and suspects you're selling sub standard parts.

I got 2 questions, both were something like this- why are you selling this so cheap?

well, if you read the information, as well as my feedback...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220523526952

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21977 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:09:28 PM »

I even polished the "nut" end of it.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21978 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:38:23 PM »

this is what I would do if I were invisible.

mostly to my old bosses.

MickeyX · « **Reply #21979 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:42:16 PM »

I just watched the video. About 10sec into it, I had to turn off the sound. That song sucks. So, I kept watching and kept watching.... waiting for something to happen. I guess I don't get it.

She just dances like a typical desperate for a date white chick that's slightly drunk, was shaky, slipped up many times and fell on her ass at least once, and is off rhythm a lot of the time. She's not nekkid or "built" or anything so am I missing something here?

You guys really need to get out more. You need some standards, gents. She would never be able to handle dancing a pole for more than a minute. You'd never get your monies worth outta that one.

It was supposed to snow last night but it didn't. I was looking forward to playing in it when I woke up. Dangit. I guess I gotta go present shopping instead. Crap.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21980 on:** December 12, 2009, 04:27:42 PM »

whaaa!?
There's something to be said about pasty white nerdy girls.
They're not a "10" -they're more like a "5" on the looks scale, but they make up for it in their willingness to please and keep you.
They stay in decent shape because their face is not their money maker, and they're fun to be around because they aren't worried about what other people think when they act goofy in public.

It's not about her ability to work a pole or any of that.
Imagine the high priced things you're gonna have to buy for a "10" to keep her from going after Guido Money-Dick.
those super pretty girls are a pain in the ass, and they are seldom amazing in bed.

also, onto what I was looking at today-
I call it Ziriya the Cluster #$%* Ouija board... could you imagine chatting with your dead grandma with this?

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21981 on:** December 12, 2009, 04:29:41 PM »

Maybe one of you other guys has something to add about why girls like that are attractive.

Zaipai · « **Reply #21982 on:** December 12, 2009, 04:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on December 12, 2009, 04:29:41 PM

Maybe one of you other guys has something to add about why girls like that are attractive.

Nope I think you covered every thing, trophy wifes are a major pain in the ass and are expensive to up keep, yea they look good on the back of the bike but good luck getting some when YOU want it.. Naw, give me that nerdy white girl with a nice bod and an ok face any day!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21983 on:** December 12, 2009, 04:53:27 PM »

#$%* YEAH!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #21984 on:** December 12, 2009, 05:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Zaipai on December 12, 2009, 04:49:10 PM

Quote from: Industrial Cafe on December 12, 2009, 04:29:41 PM
Maybe one of you other guys has something to add about why girls like that are attractive.
Nope I think you covered every thing, trophy wifes are a major pain in the ass and are expensive to up keep, yea they look good on the back of the bike but good luck getting some when YOU want it.. Naw, give me that nerdy white girl with a nice bod and an ok face any day!

AMEN!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21985 on:** December 12, 2009, 05:39:43 PM »

I just watched that Orbitz.com commercial with the "Hernandez-zez-zez-zez-zez.
they cut off the last three "zez's" from the commercial.
I wonder if the FCC had anything to do with that?
like the "bleep" powermat commercials. they shortened and centered the bleep sound on the naughty words so you can hear the characters say the 'bl' and the 'p'.

it's kinda stupid, who's it offending? Devout Mormons?

"magic underwear"
thank you and goodnight.

333 · « **Reply #21986 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:20:15 PM »

I have to agree. Nice breasticles, not butt ugly, willingness to please.

MickeyX · « **Reply #21987 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:21:13 PM »

Oh, I see, so there are the hot babes (like the ones in many avatars here and the whole babe thread) and then there are the ones you settled for so you can get laid regularly? I get it now.

Like the song...

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty women makes her husband look small
it very often causes a system fall
As soon as he marrys her then she starts
looking for things that will break his heart
but if you make an ugly women your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly women will put peals on that
and she'll always give you a piece of that.

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends tell you you have no taste
go ahead and marry anyway
Her face is ugly her eyes don't match
take it from me shes a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Dude 1:say man
Dude 2:hey man
Dude 1: I saw your wife the other day
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: Yeah and Shes Ugly
Dude 2: Yeah shes Ugly but she sure can cook baby.
Dude 1: Yeah

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Then there's the kind Spikey dates.

MickeyX · « **Reply #21988 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:24:55 PM »

There was an older gent who hung out at my local bar back in PA. He was nothing to look at, no money, bad teeth, short, fat, bald, good sense of humor though. Would always be asking us if we knew any women, 5'8", blond, with bigguns... I finally clued him in... I said just find a good one, buy her some heels, get her some dye and bigguns just become longuns anyway so learn to enjoy the petite version and you'll be happy forever.

MickeyX · « **Reply #21989 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:30:51 PM »

Just because this is worth posting again...

Amphibious · « **Reply #21990 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:38:48 PM »

and here I thought this was a thread about Divers that rode CB750s

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21991 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:44:06 PM »

Quote from: MickeyX on December 12, 2009, 06:21:13 PM

Oh, I see, so there are the hot babes (like the ones in many avatars here and the whole babe thread) and then there are the ones you settled for so you can get laid regularly? I get it now.

yeah, see! that kind of wisdom comes with age... and from dating stupid 10's

great song by the way.

MEAT!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21992 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Amphibious on December 12, 2009, 06:38:48 PM

and here I thought this was a thread about Divers that rode CB750s

we are divers

MickeyX · « **Reply #21993 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:53:48 PM »

Yeah. I got lucky, total babe and low maintenance. And she digs motorcycles as much as I do.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21994 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:57:39 PM »

lucky.

they don't come along very often.

MickeyX · « **Reply #21995 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:00:59 PM »

Try this... it's funny as hell if you like Star Wars but it is a little long... no 2 min vid here but had me crying from laughing last night after work when Kit showed it to me.

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/robot-chicken-star-wars-25.html

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21996 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:10:14 PM »

delightful.

Inkscars · « **Reply #21997 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:43:56 PM »

I'd just like to say, that Im torn with your guys responses. About the chicks thing I guess im not entirely sure what category I fit into.
im a geek. Im not ugly, but I definitely don't have the "tight little body", but I look pretty good naked. But, id say that my personality or......overall what's in my head, is probably one of my most talked about attributes. Sooo. Im without a home in the scaling I think.
That said. Ben thinks I have a cracked rib. Not that he's a doctor but, im all #$%*ed up. I can't take deep breaths, my right side of my rib cage hurts, and if I lay funny, laugh, or cry, both of my shoulders around my clavicles hurt so bad I can't breathe. I don't know what's going on. I laid funny on the floor and couldn't take a breath, it hurt like crazy and bens fraking out saying " what do you need what do you need?" im like, not able to talk and I utter sit me up! He sits me up and about a minute later it had completely went away. Wtf.
Stupid body.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21998 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:53:45 PM »

I'll take this one.

you are a 7.
and it sounds like you might have had a vertebrae.... move? I dunno, it's happened to me before.
I don't let that #$%* slide, I promptly punched myself in the ribs and cracked my back, and it went away.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #21999 on:** December 12, 2009, 08:08:28 PM »

you lose 1 point for the giant boobs. 1 point for not being high maintenance, and 1 point for cause 10's are #$%*s.

I think on a scale of 1-10 an 8 is the best there is for me.

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