Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle. A Florida couple drove thier car to Wal-Mart, only to have it break down
in the lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned
private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at
her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have
three stitches in his forehead.
