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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1675 on: November 20, 2024, 04:44:09 PM »
I scrolling while sitting at airport.  I thought it was good, maybe seen before.
https://austin.craigslist.org/mpo/d/pflugerville-awesome-junk-bike-for/7803183148.html


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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1676 on: November 20, 2024, 05:35:29 PM »
Wow ! an honest seller  :D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1677 on: November 20, 2024, 08:42:55 PM »
KNOW YOUR NUTS NOVEMBER!!!
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1678 on: November 20, 2024, 08:48:38 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1679 on: November 21, 2024, 09:59:39 AM »
KNOW YOUR NUTS NOVEMBER!!!
Mine look different from those.

I think I'll print it out and hang it in my shop. :)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1680 on: November 21, 2024, 10:06:57 AM »
Kind of like the saying,
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1681 on: November 21, 2024, 06:39:23 PM »
Actually, to be sincerely honest in my humble opinion, without being judgmental and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and without lies to the actual truth, with my clear open mind and clean heart, expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say because I was nervous. But today by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say.
I don't have a motorcycle, sold it ('85 Yamaha Venture Royale).  Haven't had a CB750 for over 40 years.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1682 on: November 22, 2024, 09:18:50 AM »
Actually, to be sincerely honest in my humble opinion, without being judgmental and of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, and without lies to the actual truth, with my clear open mind and clean heart, expressing what ever is embedded inside me for a long time which I didn't say because I was nervous. But today by gathering all the courage and motivation, I just want to say that I actually feel and think that I have absolutely nothing to say.

Umm...have you ever done the evening TV newscast?
Just wonderin'...
;)
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1683 on: November 22, 2024, 04:22:11 PM »
 What has five toes and is not your foot?

 My foot.
No matter how many times you paint over a shadow, it's still there.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1684 on: November 22, 2024, 07:12:31 PM »
What has five toes and is not your foot?

 My foot.

My wife just kicked me for reading that to her.
See SOHC4shop@gmail.com for info about the gadgets I make for these bikes.

The demons are repulsed when a man does good. Use that.
Blood is thicker than water, but motor oil is thicker yet...so, don't mess with my SOHC4, or I might have to hurt you.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1685 on: November 23, 2024, 12:15:00 AM »
What has five toes and is not your foot?

 My foot.

My wife just kicked me for reading that to her.

Whose foot did she use ?
i blame Terry

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1686 on: November 23, 2024, 12:35:16 AM »
Ive got a 12" foot,but I dont use it as a rule.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1687 on: November 23, 2024, 08:47:13 AM »
What has five toes and is not your foot?

 My foot.

My wife just kicked me for reading that to her.

Whose foot did she use ?

The one that doesn't already hurt!
:D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1688 on: December 14, 2024, 12:21:22 PM »
 A guy on Facebook asked how to drain his reserve tank because he never uses reserve and doesn't want the gas in it to go bad. He clearly wants to take good care of his bike. Sorry, but I had to laugh.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1689 on: December 15, 2024, 11:06:06 AM »
A guy on Facebook asked how to drain his reserve tank because he never uses reserve and doesn't want the gas in it to go bad. He clearly wants to take good care of his bike. Sorry, but I had to laugh.

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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1690 on: December 15, 2024, 12:04:36 PM »
A guy on Facebook asked how to drain his reserve tank because he never uses reserve and doesn't want the gas in it to go bad. He clearly wants to take good care of his bike. Sorry, but I had to laugh.
Heck, I'd go over there and drain it into my 'old gas' can for him, and take it home!
:D
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1691 on: December 15, 2024, 12:14:30 PM »
I'll drain the reserve gas into a can for use in the lawn mower, weed wacker, chain saw, starting bonfires  and such.
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1692 on: December 15, 2024, 02:28:58 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BP4biHNCX/
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1693 on: December 19, 2024, 11:22:10 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1694 on: December 19, 2024, 11:24:16 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1695 on: December 19, 2024, 11:25:39 PM »
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Re: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.
« Reply #1696 on: December 19, 2024, 11:26:36 PM »
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« Reply #1697 on: December 19, 2024, 11:28:16 PM »
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« Reply #1698 on: December 19, 2024, 11:30:55 PM »
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