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How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« on: July 07, 2005, 02:45:44 PM »
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?

Those in the south or australia may be familiar with this one!


Kick his sister in the chin!

Ok I heard that one a couple of days ago and it was banging around trying to get out!
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2005, 09:10:23 PM »
What do you get with a room full of hillbillys?

A full set of teeth.

How is a hillbilly divorce like a tornado?

Either way someones losing the trailer home.
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2005, 09:34:33 PM »
First the hillbilly theme goes on for a while, then it turns to incest, then it will move to sheep shagging.

  Ewe we!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2005, 09:19:55 PM »
Whats wrong with sheep shaggin, Terry thinks it's great, and if Terry says it's OK then it's OK. ;D
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2005, 03:29:00 PM »
Its kinda like the fat woman and moped thing.  Both are fun to ride till your friends catch you!

Not that I have a thing against fat women. Not like I still tip the scales at 180 pounds anymore!
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2005, 05:23:05 PM »
Quote from: samcr750 on July 09, 2005, 09:19:55 PM
Whats wrong with sheep shaggin, Terry thinks it's great, and if Terry says it's OK then it's OK. ;D

Hey C'Mon guys, I thought it was a fat chick in a fur coat! Man, I gotta give up drinking..................... Cheers, Terry. ;D
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2005, 07:54:39 PM »
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2005, 08:09:11 PM »
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2005, 10:29:32 PM »
Hire the handicapped thier fun to watch?  ;)
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 04:32:36 AM »
Be careful with those handicapped jokes Tim, you know that Raul only has one testicle! (And I'm still waiting for the other one!) Cheers, Terry. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2005, 12:22:18 PM »
Well, It couldn't be worse than a Smoker.

Hire a smoker and you've hired a one handed worker.

Are we really going to consider Rauls loss a Handicap? ;D ;D

Only You Terry could refer to waiting for some guy's Testicle and get away with it. ;) ;D
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #11 on: July 12, 2005, 01:58:41 PM »
Is this kinda like a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest?
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2005, 10:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on July 12, 2005, 04:32:36 AM
Be careful with those handicapped jokes Tim, you know that Raul only has one testicle! (And I'm still waiting for the other one!) Cheers, Terry. ;D ;D ;D

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I was following a truck the other day and the driver has hung a sack with (2) balls in it under the rear bumper, It made me laugh so hard remembering that thread and knowing your truck would have 3!

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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 01:53:48 AM »
Ha ha, good one Terry Q, that put a smile on my face! It'd be easy to identify Rauls truck, wouldn't it? Cheers, Terry. ;)
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2005, 07:37:08 AM »
Quote from: QUAIL on July 07, 2005, 09:34:33 PM
First the hillbilly theme goes on for a while, then it turns to incest, then it will move to sheep shagging.

  Ewe we!!!!!!!!!
Darryl Braithwaite sang a song that was a big hit in Enzed many years ago.
It was called "There is only one you (ewe?)"
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2005, 02:32:43 PM »
What's a hilbilly? A redneck? I lived in Nashville for half a year but I don't know that term...


Hey guys, I'm gonna sue you for making laugh of a handicapped person like me!!!! At least learn from me: don't bet your balls on stupid bets... much less against somebody from down under...  ;D ;D ;D


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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2005, 08:12:31 PM »
Raul

You are the ONE and ONLY ONE :o
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These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2005, 09:39:45 PM »
LMAO!

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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2005, 03:28:58 PM »
I havent been here long enough to ....did Raul really bet a nut???
...was a nut actually cut off and mailed to the ...winner(?)?

...Was there an actual "winner"?  ???


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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2005, 07:26:00 PM »
Buffo

You owe me a new key board,  Man I have not spued a mouth full like that in years.  Come on Raul (ONESTONE) step up to the plate and post those photos.  Terry I am sure you have a photo or two.
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These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2005, 06:51:16 PM »
I would really like to see the pics of the exchanged nut. I would REALLY like to see the face of the recipient of said nut when they first realized it was indeed a nut they were holding and looking at.

Don

I would put it up as wallpaper on my computer screen.
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2005, 08:55:00 PM »
Let me see.....  Oh honey that Raul's testicle I thought it would be a great screensaver!  Look at the wallpaper... Thats Terry in Ozzie land with his three nuts!

Of course its not really that long, he photo choped it or something with Printmaster Gold, how could it be down to his knee.

Rummor has it he's into sheep, Hes married I have the photo to prove it!  Now lets look at something else... Let go of the keyboard......  your going to break it!       Well..... I going to bed!!!!!!!!11

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These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2005, 04:22:45 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2005, 07:45:51 PM »
I check this topic everyday with hope in my heart that there will be pictures posted.

Pictures of an exchanged testicle.

Would the involved parties please post the pictures or end my suffering and tell me, us, if we are to ever see the testicle in question.

I can honestly say that this is the first time that I, Don Buffo, has ever wanted to see another males testicles...sorry, testicle. Singular

Don
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Re: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic?
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2005, 08:23:49 PM »
Buffo you have had the photo you wanted all the time.  You must have never looked at Terry's wedding photo close enough.  Because I am savy in this area (photo savey that is) I have enhanced the area of the photo you are interested in.  The attached photos will give you what you want.
He struts his stuff even though it is smaller than the original 2.  I think is is smaller due to the lack of blood, note no large veins on #3.

As you have read on the Terrys wedding thread, that is my sister standing next to Terry and his #$%* bride.  No jokes on whos baby sis is carrying, we didn't know uncle beenie was related until it was to late.  What the hell the kids going to be family anyway.  A Quails A Quail. by any other name would it not smell as sweet?
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These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.
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