A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign.
"For sale: Talking Dog - $100"
Even though he knows better than to believe something as ridiculous as this, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls over. He sees a man on the porch and asks him about the dog.
He points around back.
The man goes to the rear of the house and sees a normal looking dog sitting on the back porch with a lot of puppies running around.
He turns to leave, muttering at himself for thinking something so ludicrous could be true.
Suddenly he hears the dog.
"So, you are here to see if I really talk huh?"
The man is flabbergasted at what he is witnessing!
"Wow, you do talk? I have never seen anything like this! How long have you been able to do this?"
"Well, when I was a pup, I would sleep on the floor in front of the tv set, and after sometime I began to imitate what I heard on the programs. Then my owners started showing me off. In time I did some undercover work for the police department, such as drug stings etc. I would stroll into crack houses, get whatever evidence was needed, and report back to the lieutenant. I would later testify in court and send the dealers to jail.
"After sometime I began to do work for the feds. I did undercover stings tracking terrorists. But after sometime I began to miss my family. I retired a couple of years ago and as you see, I have a family of my own"
The man is blown away at what he has witnessed! He rushes back to the owner. As he takes $100 from his wallet, he asks the owner a question.
"So, why would you sell an amazing dog like this for so cheap?"
The man shakes his head as he takes the money. "Awww, he is #$%*ing liar; he didn't do any of that #$%* he brags about!"
