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Offline Terry in Australia

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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2008, 09:55:34 PM »
I would sooooo ride that!  Why don't i have an extra $700 laying around?
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2008, 09:57:27 PM »


 So Terry, when will yours arrive? ??? ;D ;)
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2008, 09:59:20 PM »
As far as i can see they are basically ram jets, WW2 V1 and V2 bombs aka buzz bombs.
One of the simplest jets to make.....
So why buy one when you can make one

http://www.pulse-jets.com/

http://www.pulse-jets.com/ramjet/ramjet.htm



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« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2008, 10:21:56 PM »
As far as i can see they are basically ram jets


A pulse jet is not a ramjet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramjet

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« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2008, 10:58:43 PM »
common mistake it seems

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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 12:59:23 AM »
thats even crazier than a motorcycle powered wheel chair!

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 01:58:42 AM »
Yeah, it's a pulse jet. Coincidentally last week I was watching a program on TV called "Scrapheap Challenge" (sister program to "Junkyard Wars" in the US) where the two teams had to make jet powered cars in 10 hours entirely from scrap parts.

One team made a jet using a big truck turbocharger, and the other team built a pulse jet, which eventually won the challenge. Fascinating stuff, and at the time, owning an engine powered bicycle I thought, "Ooooher, a little pulse jet would be cool on a bicycle"!

Only problem I can see is that as it chews thru 1 gallon of gas every 2 minutes, or 30 gallons per hour, it makes a Hummer look positively thrifty! Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 02:07:34 AM »
And it also just happens to put out 140 dB.

"any exposure to 140-dB sound causes immediate damage (and causes actual pain)"  http://www.howstuffworks.com/question124.htm

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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 07:09:57 AM »
And it also just happens to put out 140 dB.

"any exposure to 140-dB sound causes immediate damage (and causes actual pain)"  http://www.howstuffworks.com/question124.htm

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Hope you have friendly neighbors  ;D

If they are friendly, they probably won't be for much longer if they have to listen to that!  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2008, 07:20:53 AM »
Jet powered CB anyone? lol
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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2008, 09:56:12 AM »
My search for a replacement pipe has ended...  Can you freakin' imagine the badassedness quotient on a glowing red 'exhaust' with three foot of fire coming out the end? 
We're talking 'Fourth Horesman' badass.  Genghis Khan badass.
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2008, 11:54:10 AM »
My bicycle club and another group in New York made a Pulse Jet bike on a motorcycle frame(cb I think). It set off car alarms all the way down the street...I'll try to find a youtube link.
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2008, 02:05:47 PM »
G'Day Miles, how are you mate? Yeah, I'd love to see that!

I installed a little 70cc two stroke engine on my bicycle, and I've got another engine "kit" in a box, so my cuz and I are turning it into a "twin engined" bicycle, so that next year we can take it to the salt flats at Lake Gairdner in South Australia to attempt a motorised bicycle land speed record. Not as much fun as a pulse jet, but it'll still be a hoot! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2008, 04:27:50 PM »
This is the only video I can find thats posted, its toward the end at 4:30 I think.  This video is from a block party we throw in Brooklyn every year.

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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2008, 04:41:18 PM »
...and I think your twin engined bike would probably go faster on the flats than our jet bike did  on the streets of New York...and piss off a lot less cops
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2008, 04:56:34 PM »
dunno, i think i'd be a bit nervous with 4 feet of red hot metal and flames behind me on a bicycle. call me overcautious but...................

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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2008, 05:21:13 PM »
see that glowing red exhaust
one sneeze and your in the hospital
now i have two weed whipper motors
can i do something with those?
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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2008, 06:44:01 PM »
I saw that "Junktard Wars" show too.  I'm thinking a turbojet on a small boat!
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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2008, 07:20:25 PM »
Miles: that looks like one hell of a crazy party!

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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2008, 08:14:01 PM »
Miles: that looks like one hell of a crazy party!

No shiite man, no shiite.  That's the kind of party I can get behind ;)
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« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2008, 01:30:42 AM »
...and I think your twin engined bike would probably go faster on the flats than our jet bike did  on the streets of New York...and piss off a lot less cops

Jesus, that's a bicycle club???? I don't think I'll be riding down that street in a hurry, I don't think I'd get out alive!

Ha ha, that thing didn't seem to have a great deal of thrust mate, I reckon you're right my bike will do 35 MPH with one engine, and I'm hoping it'll do almost twice that with two, I think (but don't know for sure) the land speed record is only around 60 MPH, so we're in with a chance! Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2008, 10:57:24 AM »
Yeah, we have a pretty good time...just not very safely...or soberly.

Terry, it actually gets going pretty good after a block or so...its a pretty heavy set up with a pretty fat guy on it so it doesn't do great right off the line..
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« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2008, 11:25:14 AM »
I think (but don't know for sure) the land speed record is only around 60 MPH, so we're in with a chance! Cheers, Terry. ;D

Only 60MPH?  Hell, I've done 40 MPH down a mountain pass on a fully loaded unmotorized mountain bike.  It took us 4 hours to get up the pass and less than 10 minutes to get down the other side  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2008, 02:13:03 PM »
Yeah mate, that was according to Frank (754) but I don't know for sure. I've done 40 MPH on a Hybrid (mountain bike/road bike cross) down a steep hill on a paved road, that was fun until I got a "speed wobble" going, but when we go on the salt my cuz (who's about half my weight) will be the "pilot", and I'm hoping to convince him to do it butt naked, aka Rollie Free, or maybe in one of those Olympic swimming costumes, to reduce the drag, don't cha know.........  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)