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Offline speedracer741

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2009, 12:43:59 AM »
Darn it Fred, I told you Viagra pills in the tank wouldn't work.....your'e just gonna have to pick it up!
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2009, 03:08:50 AM »
new fangled things don't even need a rider
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2009, 03:53:12 AM »
He can't ride me in private either!
I don't have a motorcycle, sold it ('85 Yamaha Venture Royale).  Haven't had a CB750 for over 40 years.

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2009, 04:31:13 PM »
These new modern horses are too lazy. Back in my day....

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2009, 04:54:04 PM »
Not a caption but............that would be a good picture to use for one of those "name 10 differences" things.......You know....stuff like changing the position(age,attire,etc.) of the man & woman. Change the bike into a HD dresser......rearrange the artwork on the wall of the building behind the scenes....shuffle the parked cars around and throw some "different vehicles" in their place!!!........................................

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2009, 07:14:53 PM »
This is the first step in how to easily remove the engine.  First we have to lay it on its' side,  second we have to undo a few bolts, lift the frame back up and Viola!!

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2009, 08:19:12 PM »
Not a caption but............that would be a good picture to use for one of those "name 10 differences" things.......You know....stuff like changing the position(age,attire,etc.) of the man & woman. Change the bike into a HD dresser......rearrange the artwork on the wall of the building behind the scenes....shuffle the parked cars around and throw some "different vehicles" in their place!!!........................................

You've been playing those damn video games on the bar too much Mr. Breeze :)
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »
Saddened by the loss of their poodle, Fred and Wilma sought comfort in teaching their recently acquired Honda a few of the tricks the dog had learned. Fetch was unsuccessful, roll over was a partial success and play dead was spot on the first time!
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2009, 04:21:47 AM »
Aw #$%* you've done it now ,do you want me to hold your coat dear while you kick their asses  ;)
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2009, 08:10:40 AM »
These kids and their darn motor-bicycles!
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #35 on: March 12, 2009, 11:52:05 AM »
Mildred!  How many times do I have to tell you?  You can't slug every dude that tries to hit on you.  You hit this one so hard, he's in the next lane.
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #36 on: March 12, 2009, 12:05:14 PM »
To all concerned I'd like to point out my dear departed grandmother's name is Mildred. She would be honored(?) her name is referenced so much.

But be kind, I'm told  being haunted by a Scottish ghost is particularly frightening.  ;)
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #37 on: March 12, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »
To all concerned I'd like to point out my dear departed grandmother's name is Mildred. She would be honored(?) her name is referenced so much.

But be kind, I'm told  being haunted by Scottish ghosts is particularly frightening.  ;)

Well if you hadn't knocked over her motorcycle maybe she wouldn't have decided to haunt you.

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #38 on: March 12, 2009, 12:16:49 PM »
Scottish banshees, they wail and wail.
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2009, 12:22:30 PM »
hahaha @ ecosse
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