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Offline Ecosse

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Create a Caption!
« on: March 10, 2009, 02:14:25 PM »
Show off your creative skill and create a caption to go with this scene.

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 02:31:41 PM »
Harold had to take a piss so bad he dropped the bike on Mildreds foot and headed for the loo.
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 02:33:48 PM »
silly plonkers.
great thread ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2009, 02:37:56 PM »
Mildred, Don't just stand there. Pick it up. This is why I've been sending you to the gym.
And who the hell named us; click-click-click-click-click-click

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 02:52:08 PM »
Kickstand? I kicked it all afternoon and it still won't stand.
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 02:53:58 PM »
Kickstand? I kicked it all afternoon and it still won't stand.
I was waiting for a good enough caption im goin bed now, good one havoc ;)
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 02:54:59 PM »
Da*n kids, no matter how old they get, they still drop things where ever they want.  Where's my whoopin' stick!

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2009, 02:57:29 PM »
Kickstand? I kicked it all afternoon and it still won't stand.
I was waiting for a good enough caption im goin bed now, good one havoc ;)

Thanks mate. Off to bed for little children who haunt the babe thread.

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 03:00:55 PM »
Kickstand? I kicked it all afternoon and it still won't stand.
The wiener, I'd say !---so far
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2009, 03:27:46 PM »
It's not dead!  It's resting!
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2009, 03:43:44 PM »
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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2009, 03:45:05 PM »
I told you there was something behind us!!!!!!!

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2009, 03:51:19 PM »
Awww, Sh!t!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2009, 03:57:45 PM »
fookin alzheimers

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« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2009, 05:37:00 PM »
hallelujah its raining bikes! ;D

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2009, 07:13:34 PM »
"Are you just gonna stand there with that fookin' camera in your hand or are you gonna help me pick up my bike!"

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2009, 07:30:06 PM »
Thats right Officer, he stole my Harley and left his Honda. His loss. ;D
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2009, 09:23:35 PM »
wow, i always thought that they slept standing up

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2009, 09:40:06 PM »
(In a National Geographic voice)  Here we see the proud caged hunter as she poses with a freshly killed baby elephant while her partner looks on.  The hunt has become more difficult as good specimens are becoming rare in the wild.
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2009, 09:56:10 PM »
Do you think we could cafe it Mildred?

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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2009, 10:09:46 PM »
There!!!!......Now we should be able to get to the drain plug!!!
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2009, 11:21:49 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2009, 12:13:06 AM »
"dont touch a thing you a$$holes. i'm taking a pic with my phone for my lawyer. i cant believe you hit my bike! #@$% &*%#FU ^%$IT  +^%@bags %@$#&old fa%@usheg .... and why in fu%$Sake cant i walk?"
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« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2009, 12:20:09 AM »

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Re: Create a Caption!
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2009, 12:42:18 AM »
Not a caption but............that would be a good picture to use for one of those "name 10 differences" things.......You know....stuff like changing the position(age,attire,etc.) of the man & woman. Change the bike into a HD dresser......rearrange the artwork on the wall of the building behind the scenes....shuffle the parked cars around and throw some "different vehicles" in their place!!!........................................
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