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Offline cb750k7

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Only you Darling
« on: March 25, 2009, 10:39:40 AM »
Wife asks her husband:

"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies:

"Only you Darling; with all the others, I was awake!"

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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 10:41:31 AM »
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 11:11:36 AM »
LOL Omigod.  hilarious!
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 11:52:39 AM »
My sister-in-law's (soon to be ex) husband sent me that doghouse vid, and thought it was the funniest thing.  What make's it not so funny for me was that my sister-in-law spent 3 days crying one Christmas because her fool husband gave her a dish drainer and a 50 lb bag of dog food for Christmas.  So, how can that fool think this vid is so funny?
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 12:05:11 PM »
What a dumbass. Presents aren't freakin' rocket science. C'mon.  Geez.

...Maybe I'm a geek, but I would've been way happy with the guy who got his GF the extra RAM with the card "Thanks for the memories".  That's way cute!
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 01:06:37 PM »
What? A very practical gift if you ask me. A twelver of PBR would have been the perfect topper.
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 06:45:31 PM »
What gives women the right to throw a guy "in the dog house"?  Isn't it funny how guy's are perfectly good with receiving "tools" as gifts?  Women are Alpha-Foxtrot-Uniform.   ::)
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 06:53:55 PM »
most guys LIKE using tools, they go with 'garage time'.  'Woman' tools, like thigh-masters and vacuum cleaners are not recreational items.
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 03:03:55 AM »
I bought Jaffa an electric drill one Xmas, she held out for a full set of "pink" hand tools as well! :o
Women who drive bulldozers and can use tools like a guy are few and far between. :)
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 11:40:45 AM »
most women don't care for the sexy/kinky underwear thing either. first, because it's uncomfortable as all get out... or so i'm told  ::). second, they know it's really a gift for the guy.

sure it's nice, but  come on... it's only on for a few seconds anyway.
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 05:35:19 AM »
Quote from: Ecosse on March 30, 2009, 11:40:45 AM
sure it's nice, but  come on... it's only on for a few seconds anyway.

As Sinbad put it: "Who cares If the bra and panties match anyway? Under normal circumstances, they aren't seen by anybody and if they are, usually by that point underwear is optional!  ;D
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2009, 11:52:18 AM »
...unless someone really actually lives in one of those sorority houses where these gorgeous, shallow, easy 20 somethings prance around in their victoria's secrets and engage in nightly hershey's syrup and pillow fights...

*drools, stares off into space*
but because that's, in all likelyhood, a total fiction, no, it doesn't matter to anyone.
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2009, 12:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Kit on March 31, 2009, 11:52:18 AM
but because that's, in all likelyhood, a total fiction, no, it doesn't matter to anyone.

i bet you enjoy telling children there's no easter bunny.  :'(
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Re: Only you Darling
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2009, 12:17:23 PM »
Only on Monday/Tuesdays. ;D
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