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Offline BobbyR

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #100 on: April 24, 2009, 11:02:46 AM »
If you can get close enough to board someones ship you are close enough to receive a grenade toss.
True, but if u are an oil tanker I am not sure that would be too good
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #101 on: April 24, 2009, 11:05:20 AM »
Thermite grenade launcher.

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #102 on: April 24, 2009, 04:24:46 PM »
Do you want to be the one to shoot an unarmed, handcuffed 16 year old in the head?

I'd take the cuffs off first.



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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #103 on: April 24, 2009, 04:41:19 PM »
Teddy bear X2.
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #104 on: April 24, 2009, 06:49:31 PM »
with 3 broken bones in his hand  :D

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #105 on: April 27, 2009, 09:28:56 AM »
You tell em' fuzz, just like in the first cannon ball run. You gonna be a bear... Be a grizzly! ;D
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #106 on: May 13, 2009, 08:52:03 AM »
http://www.somalicruises.com/   8)   YAR!

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun."
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2009, 09:06:14 AM »
Now that is a vacation I can make time for.

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #108 on: May 13, 2009, 09:10:49 AM »
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." --

almost sounds too cool to be real.

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #109 on: May 13, 2009, 09:16:05 AM »
Woah that's crazy! Be like skeet shooting but not in the air...
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #110 on: May 13, 2009, 09:20:21 AM »
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." --

almost sounds too cool to be real.



Umm... "Almost"? :D

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #111 on: May 13, 2009, 09:26:39 AM »
These last posts are exatcly why the US doesn't see stuff like this, those folks wouldn't last three days here. Be proud that we still can tote guns here and support your local gun rights and go to the gun shows fellas.
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #112 on: May 13, 2009, 09:27:53 AM »
hey man... i just walked down my alley the other night, shotgun in hand.   ;D 8) ;D
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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #113 on: May 13, 2009, 10:38:40 AM »
hey man... i just walked down my alley the other night, shotgun in hand.   ;D 8) ;D

Did you have your leather jacket and "Aaahnold" shades on, too!!?? 

'cause it would be really cool if you did! 8)

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Re: Somali pirates
« Reply #114 on: May 13, 2009, 12:08:32 PM »
yes... and I asked a few locals if they'd seen John Conner.
no, they said... so, I terminated some alley cats.   8)
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