I was hammering along a country lane in the lake district years ago, full face helmet with visor open and flipped up.
OUT OF THE HEDGE, and totally unseen charged a sheep,not in front of me but INTO my front wheel.....full lock happened,I of course went into unorthodox astronaut traning mode, and when i eventually stopped sliding down the road on my face,the ONE most astounding thing about it all that i could not shake from my mind was that my MOUTH was FULL of stones....

gravel...I sat there taking my helmet off, not even looking at my bike, spitting out gravel.....what had happened on examination of helmet, road, and mouth contents, was that the chin protection part of the fullface helmet had scooped up loads of gravel as i slid down the road.....as I was probably wailing F********* OW OW AARGH OH NO, at the time of the accident I obviously had my mouth open, hence the unwarrented input of said gravel.....
BUT, BUT, BUT, on the outside of the fullface helmet,the scars on the chin cover were deep horrible and this made me realise one thing, I had been on the "F*** you" side of the helmet laws becoming compulsory in the uk and on the bikers right to choice...even though many many friends had died without lids.
If I had not had a helmet on, I would not have had so much gravel in my mouth because i would not have had much of a mouth left for the gravel to be in......If I had had an open face helmet on Ditto.
1000 dollars for an open face helmet?
amateur crash test dummy training?
spend the money on your bike/misses/gambling/hookers/substances of mass distraction...ANYTHING, buy a reasonably priced full faced ......or if you really dont know what to spend too much money on take me out on the town, I can show you how to misbehave and mis-appropriate tons of cash.
