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The best invention
« on: September 23, 2009, 04:00:39 PM »
Ok so heres the deal i have seen or had some crazy ideas, and have always wonderd what if. Here is your chance to tell them.

Guy that made his couch into a car genious.

Japenesse guy that made the robot wife, amazing(except one crucial element)

The remote from click man id love to do that to my boss.

Whats yours?

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 04:18:08 PM »
Guy that invented beer.
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 05:36:43 PM »
the guy that invented music
except disco
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 05:48:17 PM »
the solid bodied electric guitar and the bagpipes
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 08:10:30 PM »
Who ever decided to put cheese and bacon on french fries.

Plus snuggies, man they are great. Okay not really, sorry. Just the fries.


Who ever came up with the first plaid print. That was a genious invention.
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 08:15:37 PM »
the solid bodied electric guitar and the bagpipes

Les Paul, if memory serves. Bagpipes? Who knows, kilt wearing crazies, I suppose. God love em.

Robot wife? No problem answer: fleshlight.

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2009, 07:40:01 AM »
..motorcycle racetracks.. ;D

 and that big patch of Salt near Wendover Utah (next time pick something less corrosive, tho)
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2009, 09:06:14 AM »
pretty darn cool.... :P
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2009, 02:13:46 PM »
ducktape and ty-raps 8)

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 02:51:32 PM »
TCP/IP

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 02:58:14 PM »
Dynabeads. J/K I have never used them  ;D

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 06:51:17 PM »
This guy:

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2009, 07:34:53 AM »
Is that Buckaroo Banzai's dad?
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2009, 07:49:21 AM »
..motorcycle racetracks.. ;D

 and that big patch of Salt near Wendover Utah (next time pick something less corrosive, tho)
how about the motorized two wheeled apparatuses we ride on previously stated inventions

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2009, 03:24:37 PM »
and the best invention since sliced bread...






the dishwasher 8) ;D :P

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2009, 04:01:07 PM »
DVR

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2009, 05:06:47 PM »
the styrofoam cooler
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2009, 06:10:29 PM »
the presidential impeachment process......

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2009, 11:37:58 PM »
The imprisonment and execution of treasonous war criminals...
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2009, 06:16:33 AM »
The Halter top. Whoever invented it shoulda been President.

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2009, 06:17:51 AM »
Pockets.

If we didn't have pockets we'd all be carrying purses! ;D

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2009, 08:12:43 AM »
Pockets.
If we didn't have pockets we'd all be carrying purses! ;D

I keep telling people,"It's a MAN bag"...  ::)

The Halter top. Whoever invented it shoulda been President.
;D

Yeah, and tube tops too, not to mention Roller Skating at the beach!

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #22 on: September 26, 2009, 08:56:41 AM »
Yeah Gordon or Sporrans.
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #23 on: September 26, 2009, 09:52:38 AM »
I keep telling people,"It's a MAN bag"...  ::)


You just keep telling yourself that, you big girl. :-* ;D






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Re: The best invention
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2009, 01:31:01 PM »
Yeah Gordon or Sporrans.
Bill the demon.

nothing wrong with a sporran  :D
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2009, 02:46:26 PM »
Thongs...
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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2009, 02:47:07 PM »
Your Message Here!
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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2009, 05:14:23 PM »
Hondamatic, 100%


Or maybe PCV valves

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2009, 07:11:46 PM »
In-line fuel filters.

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2009, 06:32:38 AM »
Steak

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #30 on: September 28, 2009, 02:05:33 PM »
The transistor - hands down.
X= an unknown quantity
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Re: The best invention
« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2009, 02:10:21 PM »
religion.. Heck of a way to get money and people to do stuff for you.


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Re: The best invention
« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2009, 02:16:08 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2009, 02:17:47 PM »
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Nah.  There's already a religion debate thread going on.  Anybody who feels like arguing about that is already there. 

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2009, 02:20:53 PM »
hahaha naw not looking to start, end, entertain, join, or encourage a religion debate.  I just thought it was a thread killer :)

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2009, 04:30:43 PM »
This Site!

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2009, 04:47:44 PM »
condom, da pill

well unless you're catholic (for the religion thread)

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Re: The best invention
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2009, 04:51:40 PM »

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