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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2009, 12:38:37 AM »
Some of that is just sad.....the rest is damn funny. ;D
I've never seen so many wardrobe malfunctions in my life! :D
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 05:49:00 AM »
my friend owns the website girlsofwalmart.com but he's afraid of getting sued.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 06:25:33 AM »
There, but for the grace of my wife (she dresses me), go I.
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 07:13:39 AM »
*just spent an hour looking at that link* You should've put up a warning or something...
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 09:30:07 AM »
You are evil for making me look at that!  ::)
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 09:35:50 AM »
Did I mention you made me barf a few times?
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »
Oh man.....most of that is JUST NOT RIGHT in soooo many ways......
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2009, 12:39:10 AM »
my mom sent me that link.  ;D

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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 11:40:08 AM »
only thing with our wal-mart is half the people dont speak english
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 01:47:53 PM »
Quit looking on page 34 when I saw the minivan with green shag carpet. Thats embarrassing, I see that van driving around joplin all the time.
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2009, 05:31:11 AM »
For serious fun and people watching it's our local Wal-Mart on Saturday night.  You really do not see these people in the daytime and yes a lot of it is sad.

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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 07:32:44 AM »
what do some people think, made me sick

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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 08:26:37 AM »
what do some people think, made me sick
???
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2009, 08:38:13 AM »
Sick people make me think.
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2009, 08:55:28 AM »
Sick people make pee stink.

what are you talking about? :D :D
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2009, 10:54:22 AM »
Asparagus overload.
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2009, 11:57:23 AM »
hazelnut coffee creamer makes my pee smell like candy
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2009, 12:09:26 PM »
hazelnut coffee creamer makes my pee smell like candy

How does it taste?

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Re: people of wal-mart. oh the horror! you will die laughing
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2009, 12:16:04 PM »
like this.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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