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Offline ev0lve

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #50 on: December 09, 2009, 10:00:27 am »
This post reminds me of a thread a few years ago on the Pussyfication of Motorcycling. Terry in Australia's post on the top of the third page should be preserved as a post classic.  ;D

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=29490.50


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I route the header pipes (which I also use for foot pegs for my bare feet) from my 1200cc race engine straight into my mouth, and the exhaust fumes exit my ass, making me a human muffler.

Damn. That brings a whole new facet to the "Loud pipes save lives" argument  :o

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2009, 12:32:38 pm »
This post reminds me of a thread a few years ago on the Pussyfication of Motorcycling. Terry in Australia's post on the top of the third page should be preserved as a post classic.  ;D

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=29490.50


Peter


I route the header pipes (which I also use for foot pegs for my bare feet) from my 1200cc race engine straight into my mouth, and the exhaust fumes exit my ass, making me a human muffler.

Damn. That brings a whole new facet to the "Loud pipes save lives" argument  :o

See you have it backwards. If you run pipe up you butt and have the warm gases come out through your nose, it will derfrost your helmet.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2009, 11:01:45 am »
I'm quite possibly the toughest man alive. I'm a logger!



My wife is "Cow Patty" we're the toughest couple alive.


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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2018, 08:05:47 am »
Jeez this sucks,,
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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2018, 08:31:16 pm »
It does, Frank.

You're frigid Canadian air has made it all the way down here, it's 50 degrees out!
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« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2018, 09:09:11 pm »
Yeah, it's only 20 here today Frank, so I started to give my old Sportster a clean in anticipation of a lovely ride tomorrow, when it will be 24. Still pretty cold for this time of year, but I'll manage........... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2018, 01:44:24 pm »
20C is 68F which is perfect riding weather.
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« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2018, 03:46:55 pm »
Damn, Bobby's onto me....... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2018, 08:46:22 pm »
 Say what you will, I don't ride on ice.
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« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2018, 09:28:25 pm »
My poor old Sporty has been suffering in the patio, all the exposed alloy engine cases were getting furry with corrosion and my beautiful Bassani exhaust was looking particularly #$%*ty, so on Saturday I got stuck into it with some liquid metal cleaner and polish (of which half went on the concrete floor when I knocked the bottle over, damnit) and it came up better than expected.

Due to my rapid weight loss (over 80 pounds in 2 months) and current poor diet I'm as weak as a kitten, so I waited until Sunday before I gave the bike a good wash (first for 2018) and then I took it for a blast up into the hills. It really is a fantastic bike, starts instantly no matter how long it's been sitting, has massive torque, so no downshifting required when passing slower moving jalopies full of gawking rubbernecks, and with the 18" rear wheel I installed in 2016, happily cruises along at 60MPH @ 2900 RPM.

I'd say I was enjoying the crap out of it with many 100 MPH blasts, but of course that's naughty, so we'll just pretend that didn't happen. If I appear to be rambling, it's because I'm back in hospital recovering from Prostate Surgery, whacked out on Oxy Contin. Happy Days! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #60 on: Today at 09:00:39 am »
With 80lbs less weight all your bikes should have an instant performance gain. I am down 18 lbs myself right now.
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« Reply #61 on: Today at 09:48:39 am »
Well done Bobby, as long as it's 18 pounds that you wanted to lose, how's your prostate issues going? Well I just pissed on a nurse when she told me to "let it go", I suspect strongly that she didn't understand what I was trying to tell her, but there you go, don't always assume you know what I'm trying to tell you love. And by the way, where's my oxy? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #62 on: Today at 02:15:02 pm »
Well done Bobby, as long as it's 18 pounds that you wanted to lose, how's your prostate issues going? Well I just pissed on a nurse when she told me to "let it go", I suspect strongly that she didn't understand what I was trying to tell her, but there you go, don't always assume you know what I'm trying to tell you love. And by the way, where's my oxy? ;D

The Prostate issue is "stable" which is all they will say. This place is always #1 or #2 depending on the year so there is some attitude there. None the less, I have to watch what I eat so I stopped my sugar addiction. The old lady has me eating grass clippings and pine cones. She found some bread which is I swear a wooden shingle with bird seed glued to it. I thought Army food was bad, this is POW level.  :( :( :( :( :(   
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« Reply #63 on: Today at 03:02:12 pm »
Ha ha, and there's Frank being a pussy because he's got a cold nose! Yep, I've been off sugar, fat, alcohol, salt, lactose and caffeine (not to mention anything more solid than runny diet yoghurt) since August 17, with no respite in sight, and now I've got a hose up my d1ck.

When I finish paying for all this surgery I want to do a trip to the US to do a "Foodies Tour" via motorcycle Bobby, care to join me for a local leg? I'll only be able to eat small portions so there should be plenty to go around! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #64 on: Today at 03:48:05 pm »
Just eat more coochie. You will feel better!


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Re: Hope I dont sound like a Pussy..
« Reply #65 on: Today at 03:51:33 pm »
Yeah, Frank can have that, I'm allergic to seafood...... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

 

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