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Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« on: February 25, 2010, 02:14:12 PM »
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2010, 03:05:43 PM »
I have ulcerative colitis.  I can relate to her.  I've been there way too many times.  I try to keep good humor about it, but during flare-ups it really causes a mess for me almost daily.  I don't know what's worse, having it happen while I'm in traffic on my way to work, or just as I'm in the stall trying desperately to get my pants down wishing I had 2 more seconds.


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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2010, 03:42:10 PM »
Hmm...
Usually a reporter just runs off at the mouth...   :-X

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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2010, 04:05:24 PM »
Dedicated to Sgt. Howard Bruckner 1950 - 1969. KIA LONG KHANH.

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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2010, 04:41:45 PM »
That is one of my worst fears. Every once and a while I will get a "lactose intolorant" moment and it always has to happen at work or when I am as far away from a toilet as I can be.

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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 05:02:09 PM »
Not to make fun of a genuine problem BUT isnt there a pic of a runner having a "problem" somewhere.   I'm sure it was posted on this site.
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2010, 11:28:28 PM »
TMI guys, TMI ;D

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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 06:08:52 PM »
white pants too.
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 06:38:01 PM »
It's Dutch actually for those wondering
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 06:33:05 PM »
You do know that it is staged, don't you?
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2010, 10:58:48 AM »
Please enlighten us to your perceptive perceptions oh great one.
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 11:11:48 AM »
do we live in such a cynical world where a woman can't suffer a humiliating fecal mishap, have it caught on film, have the incident of rectal urgency spread throughout the interweb for the sick and petty enjoyment of those who care not one bit for said woman's dignity, with out dismissing it as a hoax?

 if i had any feelings of compassion i'd be saddened. :'(

 
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2010, 01:01:55 PM »
Yeah, I have been totally desensitised by video games and teh intarwebs.
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Re: Reporter Craps Pants During Interview
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2010, 01:17:21 PM »
TMI guys, TMI ;D

We learn so much about each other in the humor section, don't we.