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these 2 get my vote for dumbasses of the year
« on: March 22, 2010, 06:37:31 PM »
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SAN DIEGO - A Southern California couple who bragged on the "Dr. Phil" show about making $100,000 by selling shoplifted toys on eBay was sentenced Monday to federal prison.

U.S. District Court Judge Irma Gonzalez sentenced Matthew Eaton, 34, of San Marcos to 27 months in prison, while his wife, Laura Eaton, 27, was sentenced to a year.

Both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to transport stolen property across state lines.
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Matthew Eaton told the judge he regretted going on "Dr. Phil."

"I hurt myself. I hurt my family," he said. "I was shoplifting. I don't deny that at all."

The couple was under investigation for shoplifting before the "Dr. Phil" appearance, but detectives did not suspect them of being large-scale thieves until they appeared on the show.

The show also aired a video of the couple's three small children accompanying them on a three-day shoplifting binge.

The Eatons were arrested last September, nearly a year after they appeared on the show and claimed they made as much as $3,500 a week by selling stolen goods.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Nicole Acton Jones said the Eatons stole hundreds of boxes of Lego toys. Laura Eaton used the three children as a distraction, while her husband stole the items, the prosecutor said.

Laura Eaton stopped stealing after appearing on "Dr. Phil," but her husband continued, Jones said.

Attorney Leila Morgan, who represents Matthew Eaton, told the judge the couple contacted the "Dr. Phil" show with the hope of getting help with their financial situation but came away with just three books signed by Phil McGraw, the host of the show.

Judge Gonzalez criticized McGraw.

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"What a charlatan this man is," the judge said.

The television host holds himself out to be someone who helps people, "but he certainly didn't help you," Gonzalez told the Eatons.

Theresa Corigliano, a publicist for McGraw, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.



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Re: these 2 get my vote for dumbasses of the year
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 06:57:10 PM »
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Attorney Leila Morgan, who represents Matthew Eaton, told the judge the couple contacted the "Dr. Phil" show with the hope of getting help with their financial situation but came away with just three books signed by Phil McGraw, the host of the show.

Judge Gonzalez criticized McGraw.

"What a charlatan this man is," the judge said.

The television host holds himself out to be someone who helps people, "but he certainly didn't help you," Gonzalez told the Eatons.


hizzonner the judge doesn't sound like the sharpest pencil in the box either.

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Re: these 2 get my vote for dumbasses of the year
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 06:58:33 PM »
when I first read the topic, I thought you were talking about obama and pelosi ;D
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Re: these 2 get my vote for dumbasses of the year
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2010, 02:56:36 PM »
so did i
back to the story
they were selling 3500 a week and couldn't get thier money together?
dr. phill couldn't em anyway
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Re: these 2 get my vote for dumbasses of the year
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 10:17:02 PM »
when I first read the topic, I thought you were talking about obama and pelosi ;D

not touching that one with a 10 foot pole  :D
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