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« on: May 28, 2010, 11:44:31 AM »
Paducah, KY is located smack dab in the middle of Possum Trot, KY and Monkey's Eyebrow, KY? No #$%*, it is. Look it up.

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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 12:13:30 PM »
Toad Suck, AR is between Conway and Little Rock.
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 12:35:43 PM »
Did you know that when travelling through Newfoundland from the town of Dildo, on the way to Come-By-Chance, you also pass by Broad Cove, South Dildo, Spread eagle, and Tickle Harbour Station? :o .......And you thought Canadians were boring. :D
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2010, 12:58:40 PM »
Ya gotta love Newf.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2010, 01:00:01 PM »
Did you know that when travelling through Newfoundland from the town of Dildo, on the way to Come-By-Chance, you also pass by Broad Cove, South Dildo, Spread eagle, and Tickle Harbour Station? :o .......And you thought Canadians were boring. :D

Sounds like way too many cagey Scots to me.

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 11:19:30 PM »
Did you know that off of I-75 in Michigan, northbound exit 69 gets you off on Big Beaver Rd?
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 11:24:07 PM »
I'm the only girl you'll ever know who was born in South Park. 

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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2010, 02:10:59 AM »
oh my god!!do you know kenny?

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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2010, 03:51:32 AM »
You b*stards! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2010, 05:45:18 AM »
in order to get to my office i have to turn north on henderson road and go between cox and hooters. makes you feel dirty sometimes.
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2010, 10:30:52 PM »
There are two small towns in Minnesota named Fertile and Climax and they are fairly close to each other.  Years ago there was a newspaper headline "Fertile woman dies in Climax".

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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 12:32:06 AM »
.And you thought Canadians were boring. :D

No, Boring is in Oregon..just down the road from Damascus... ;)
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 03:53:33 AM »
there's a Damascus in Virginia, but it's nowhere near Manassas...
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2010, 10:11:40 AM »
The good folks of Intercourse, PA don't bother messing around with innuendo. 

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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2010, 01:26:06 PM »
There's a Buggerass Creek in Wyoming.  Those mountain men had a sense of humor...
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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2010, 01:47:26 PM »



Penistone, UK



Middelfart, in central Denmark



#$%*ing, Austria



Crotch Crescent, UK



Crapstone, UK




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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2010, 01:54:58 PM »



Wetwang, UK



Hell, Michigan



Hooker, Oklahoma



Bird In Hand, Pennsylvania

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Titty-Ho, UK




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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2010, 01:59:57 PM »

How about throwing some crazy ass butt tattoo's into the mix?..... :D :D

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I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2010, 08:04:17 PM »
In Wisconsin there is a Bong recreation area. Sorry, I don't have a pic.
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2010, 08:50:47 PM »
In Wisconsin there is a Bong recreation area. Sorry, I don't have a pic.

Yes there is.  Named after Richard Bong, number one American ace of WWII from Poplar WI.  It is across the state from the Bong Memorial near Poplar.  This is the old memorial as it has been moved indoors to nearby Superior WI.

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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2010, 08:57:01 PM »
Did you realize that in Utah, the Ho's make the pies?




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« Reply #23 on: June 01, 2010, 12:18:46 AM »
Well, I gotta go back and check it out, but I saw a sign for Kansas City, Oregon today....
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« Reply #24 on: June 01, 2010, 12:31:45 AM »
Of course you know, that between Bird in Hand and Intercourse PA is Paradise... In Leacock Township no less.  ;D North of that you find Blue Ball and Bareville. West of it is Mountville and Mt Joy. We really know how to name #$%* where I'm from.  8)
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