How long?
A middle aged man goes to his doctor for his physical. After all the tests and probes he asks "Doc, now that I'm getting older I'm trying to take better care of myself. How much longer do you think I could live?"
Doctor says "Well that depends. Do you eat rich foods? Red meat, Heavy sauces and creams and the like?"
"Nope." says the man.
"Stay out late at wild parties, drinking alcohol and smoking cigars?"
"No, not for years."
"Chase women and have wild, passionate sex with'em?"
"Absolutely not!" said the man.
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"Then why do you care?"
