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Offline Magpie

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Man Vs. Woman
« on: December 08, 2010, 09:42:08 PM »
Self explanatory. Cliff.
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2010, 08:13:00 PM »
I don't get it?  ???
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 08:25:39 PM »
Pretty sure it symolizes men are turned on by only one impulse.   Larry
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 03:17:14 PM »
Quote from: fuzzy2bucks on December 12, 2010, 08:12:23 AM
Yep, oneway impulse for men, but women take many, many different ways to get turned on usually.
Not only do you have to turn them on, you have to tune them in....some require considerable adjustment or they just don't work right..some are almost impossible to get on the right wavelength..
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 03:24:54 PM »
Quote from: grnrngr on December 13, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
Quote from: fuzzy2bucks on December 12, 2010, 08:12:23 AM
Yep, oneway impulse for men, but women take many, many different ways to get turned on usually.
Not only do you have to turn them on, you have to tune them in....some require considerable adjustment or they just don't work right..some are almost impossible to get on the right wavelength..


Some are just impossible...
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 03:56:41 PM »
Prolly a blown fuse.... ;D
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2010, 11:08:16 PM »
I've heard it said that when Man was made he was given a brain & a peni$.

Unfortunately he was given only enough blood to run one at a time.  :D
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Re: Man Vs. Woman
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 05:20:29 AM »
Worst part is that they don't have a "Tune Out" dial; once women learn how to talk they never stop. ;D
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