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Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« on: January 14, 2011, 07:58:56 AM »
After listening to the extended weather forecast and considering the snow we've been getting more or less daily since early November I thought it might be a good idea to look at historical precedent and spiritual guidance in preparing for my families' future.  After pondering the question for a bit a great good notion came over me - almost like a voice speaking to me out of the cosmos.

And this is what I've decided to do.  I will send my son and his sons and daughters out into the world to collect the animals, two by two.  I will begin to build a great Snow Mobile, 40 cubits by 100 cubits, by 200 cubits.

And you may scoff, but as the snow continues to fall, we'll see who has the last banana.
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 09:38:54 AM »
What do you plan on doing about the reptiles?
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 09:41:25 AM »
What do you plan on doing about the reptiles?


As far as I'm concerned they can team up with the Spiders and build their own Snowmobile.  Kong don't think much of creepy crawlies.
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 08:17:32 PM »
But what about when the snow melts?!?
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2011, 05:39:30 AM »
But what about when the snow melts?!?

There is no indication that the snow will ever melt.  Something in the sky ate the sun over a month ago.
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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2011, 10:00:22 AM »
But what about when the snow melts?!?

There is no indication that the snow will ever melt.  Something in the sky ate the sun over a month ago.

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Re: Building the biggest snow-mobile the world has ever seen
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2011, 11:58:54 AM »
Nah, Mothra, makes more sense.
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