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How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« on: January 16, 2011, 02:48:19 PM »
Santa was good to 'ol OldSchool this year, but I have a bit of a dilema since he left me with no opening instructions.  I figure THIS is the place to ask!

HOW DO I OPEN A BOTTLE OF MEMBER'S MARK BOURBON WITHOUT CUTTING OFF A FINGER?

I like the looks of the sealing plastic, so I don't wana strip it all off.  I cut through at what looked like the cap seam using a knife, and that worked (mmmm tasty!).  But it seems to me that trying to open the SECOND bottle that way is going to cause unintended digital seperation.

So... How Do You Do It?....
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 02:59:27 PM »
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 03:07:34 PM »
The sealing plastic is wax..... ;D ;D

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 03:38:57 PM »
Yes, that pull strip IS pretty handy!!  ::)

Thanks!!
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 06:19:19 PM »
Y'all need to step it up on the bourbon.  Makers is weak. If the bar does not have stuff like Bookers or Knob Creek, I would rather have iced tea with lemon.
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 06:44:30 PM »
Quote from: TipperT says it's A-OK!! on January 16, 2011, 06:19:19 PM
Y'all need to step it up on the bourbon.  Makers is weak. If the bar does not have stuff like Bookers or Knob Creek, I would rather have iced tea with lemon.

It's not Makers, look at the original post, it's MEMBER'S MARK!
That must be more better!!
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 06:45:54 PM »


Members Mark?  Isn't that sold by Sam's Club? :D :D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 08:03:28 PM »
Members Mark they leave the corn cobs in.

Makers Mark is Waxed by hand.

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2011, 09:35:48 PM »
 Member's, Maker's...doesn't really matter. You should send it to me immediately so that I can best tell you the safest way to enjoy it...if there's any left, after I manage to open it. Just PM me for the mailing address... ;) ;D ;D

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2011, 07:36:17 AM »
Quote from: Stev-o on January 16, 2011, 06:44:30 PM
Quote from: TipperT says it's A-OK!! on January 16, 2011, 06:19:19 PM
Y'all need to step it up on the bourbon.  Makers is weak. If the bar does not have stuff like Bookers or Knob Creek, I would rather have iced tea with lemon.

It's not Makers, look at the original post, it's MEMBER'S MARK!
That must be more better!!

I figured in the fit of rage, he didn't realize he said Members.  Not being able to get a bottle open when you are alchanicking can create a fit of rage enough to say chit you don't mean, lol.
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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2011, 02:23:30 PM »
Quote from: BobbyR on January 16, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Members Mark they leave the corn cobs in.

Makers Mark is Waxed by hand.



Ah yes...the old 'hand waxing'

wax on, wax off.... ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2011, 03:25:28 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 17, 2011, 02:23:30 PM
Quote from: BobbyR on January 16, 2011, 08:03:28 PM
Members Mark they leave the corn cobs in.

Makers Mark is Waxed by hand.



Ah yes...the old 'hand waxing'

wax on, wax off.... ;D

Ahhhhhh    well done grasshopper...... ;D

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2011, 03:28:36 PM »


Hey Mick, nice new helmet avatar...we're gonna have to start calling you 'Retro Red Baron Rocket' now... ;D ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2011, 03:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on January 17, 2011, 03:28:36 PM


Hey Mick, nice new helmet avatar...we're gonna have to start calling you 'Retro Red Baron Rocket' now... ;D ;D ;D

{makes happy flying noises}....... ;D ;D ;D ;)

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Re: How Do I Open This #$%^ Thing!?!?
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2011, 08:08:00 PM »
Mark's Member Bourbon?
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« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2011, 11:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Stev-o on January 17, 2011, 08:08:00 PM
Mark's Member Bourbon?

Marks member bourbon maker.?

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