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What's wrong with this picture?
« on: March 16, 2011, 10:19:01 PM »


hint: someone is either terrible at photoshop or that girls's name is gimpy

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 10:22:22 PM »
Yea, there is nothing after mid-thigh.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 10:23:25 PM »
Yea, there is nothing after mid-thigh.

it honestly took me a while to figure this one out because i kept getting distracted by the bike.

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 11:02:01 PM »
Hot, amputee chicks gotta work, too! :-*

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 11:04:50 PM »
the script is missing from the tank.........and someone lost a leg..... :D
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 11:08:09 PM »
the script is missing from the tank.........and someone lost a leg..... :D

the lack of a honda emblem was seriously the first thing i noticed haha

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 11:19:13 PM »
the script is missing from the tank.........and someone lost a leg..... :D

the lack of a honda emblem was seriously the first thing i noticed haha


That's pretty much a given amongst our type, isn't it?  The first thing I always look at when I see a picture of a chick on a bike is what kind of bike it is.  A very close second is her ass. ;D

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2011, 05:09:45 PM »
her name is not gimpy its ILEAN(EILEEN)
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2011, 06:32:00 PM »
If you look closely it looks like you can see a bit of her leg on the other side.

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2011, 06:49:36 PM »
her name is not gimpy its ILEAN(EILEEN)
Unless she's Asian, and then it's "Irene"  :D  :D  :D

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2011, 04:45:19 PM »
she sure don't look asian
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2011, 04:51:33 PM »
Heh, yeah, I saw that on Photoshop disasters (http://www.psdisasters.com/) the other day.

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2011, 05:10:11 PM »
she sure don't look asian
She's cauc-asian  ;)

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2011, 05:49:47 AM »
My first thought was that she needs a funnel.

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2011, 07:55:37 AM »
She missed the fuel hole in the tank I think.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2011, 04:50:25 PM »
My first thought was that stuff she's pouring in the tank ....so cheap you buy it by the gallon and you can use it for fuel too???

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 03:28:47 AM »
I wonder how she changes gear
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 10:36:01 PM »
I've never poured gas into a K0 without a funnel while staring into space?   There should be a law.
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2011, 12:32:44 PM »


Gentlemen of the Jury.

I beg to differ on the bad photoshop, regarding her leg anyway. 

There seems to be a clear indication of her leg between the airbox and the gas tank.  (Inside black square in diagram).
If you will give me that, then:
The line I have drawn follows the angle of said leg part.
As you can see where her knee should be, is obstructed by the bottle of TALLY. 
If you extend the angle down, it is possible that her entire leg is obstructed by the triangle below the seat AND it is possible that the tip of her left foot is resting on the left peg, or it can be resting on some other part of the bike. 

I submit to you that this may not be a case of a one legged lady.  Nor is it a bad editing job.  Just simply an odd placement of body parts.

My only editing of the picture was to put the black square and line in.

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2011, 12:47:11 PM »
Gentlemen of the Jury.

I beg to differ on the bad photoshop, regarding her leg anyway. 

There seems to be a clear indication of her leg between the airbox and the gas tank.  (Inside black square in diagram).
If you will give me that, then:

What say you?
The color in the little box you drew was "flesh" tone.  Are you also going to stipulate that she is wearing only one brown knee-high boot?

Further, look at the distance from hip to right knee.  Shouldn't that be the same distance for her left knee?

For sure, she wouldn't need a knee dented tank.

Then again, maybe someone was pulling a leg?  ;D

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2011, 05:36:43 AM »
Seeing that her right leg is very long, I'd say she has to have her legs spread pretty wide to not see it past the can. Or am I just thinking of her that way?

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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 08:16:27 PM »

There seems to be a clear indication of her leg between the airbox and the gas tank.  (Inside black square in diagram).
If you will give me that,

Hmmm, all I see is light and the airbox mount.  Anybody know an advantage for a one legged model?
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2011, 09:10:48 PM »

There seems to be a clear indication of her leg between the airbox and the gas tank.  (Inside black square in diagram).
If you will give me that,

Hmmm, all I see is light and the airbox mount.  Anybody know an advantage for a one legged model?
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2011, 05:23:33 AM »
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Re: What's wrong with this picture?
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2011, 11:21:06 AM »
TT,  you seem to have a toehold on the conversation.  I will stipulate to the boot theory and will bow out of this conversation as quickly as I entered it.   ???

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