Thanks gang. I ended up with the Scorpion battery listed in the thread that sparked my question (pun intended, ba dump dum!!!).
It was a hair smaller than my old one, and seems quite a bit lighter (good for when I need to haul the thing in from the curb to the tender!).
Measured it, wondering if I was supposed to have to charge it first. It measured over 13, higher than my old one ever did.
Got it installed without issue, but thanks for the heads up. If nothing else, I have a (un)healthy amount of fear for electrical, so I triple checked before putting it on the bike.
So excited to finally have a solid battery, taking that one component out of the equation.