Topic: Mexican restaurant south of the border

[roy1]

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.
Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?
Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him "Are there any Mexican Jews?"
The waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

He ret'd from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No sir, no Mexican Jews."
Al wasn't satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?"
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I'll check again Senor!" and went back into the kitchen.
While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico, our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there are no Mexican Jews."

Al asked once again, "Are you certain? I can't believe there are NO Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter.

"All we have is Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews!"








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[Mike the bike]

Grow up you wanker.  Your jokes are getting worse by the second

[Skunk Stripe]

Roy, this is your ONE post bike related:

I keep my tank filled and have little rust so far..

The rest are just crappy jokes and a little open stuff. There are better forums for this garbage.
I mean, if the jokes were decent, that would be 1 thing, but almost all of yours, suck.
Now, I may not be the most technical, and I will admit that, but at least I try to participate in something other than lame spam.

[Swoop]

Roy, this is your ONE post bike related:

I keep my tank filled and have little rust so far..

The rest are just crappy jokes and a little open stuff. There are better forums for this garbage.
I mean, if the jokes were decent, that would be 1 thing, but almost all of yours, suck.
Now, I may not be the most technical, and I will admit that, but at least I try to participate in something other than lame spam.

Chill dude....this is the humor section......don't like it don't come here ...humor is objective.....everyone has a different view on things....free speech??? No?

[Skunk Stripe]

Normally, I would not care. But when all roy puts on are jokes and never does anything else, well it gets annoying. I am not the only 1 either.

[Artf0rm]

Sometimes when both sets of knuckles are bleeding and your problems still aren't solved a bad joke is actually all you need,  Plus, unless Roy is in your house in his underpants with a gun to your head.. he's not forcing you to read these things.   

[Mike the bike]

I'm with Skunk Stripe here.  Jokes are supposed to be funny.  His aren't.  He just cuts and pastes any old crap on the forum.  The test of a good joke is whether it's worth repeating.  None of his are.
Skunk's point is that he never contributes anything else besides dodgy jokes.  I wonder if he even has a bike at all.

[Radam]

The reason most people don't like roy1 is because he screwed over a forum member(took his money). He's changed his name on here 3 or so times and won't won't even try to make what he did right. Bad jokes are a very small part of the guys lameness.

[roy1]

SOUNDS LIKE . . . S L A N D E R  to  me.  Best know what your talking about or we will see each other in Court.
Never every was involved in any financial transaction on this site or anyother ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Did not change my name 3 times. . . More   S L A N D E R.  What makes you think you can get away with crap like that ? ?

With 11,705 Members of SOHC4, there are only a very few members that don't care for my jokes.  When there is a majority of

Members who don't like my jokes I will consider listening to any complaint no matter if it comes from the peanut gallery.

With 11,705 Members that means a majority would be almost 6,000 Members.

Roy1

[Retro Rocket]

Did not change my name 3 times. . . More   S L A N D E R

Go look up the definition of slander fool, and while you are there, get yourself a decent sense of humour.....You HAVE changed your name twice........And your jokes are still #$%*.....Oh hang on....your the joke......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA 

[Radam]

God bless America! If you don't like what someone says, take them to court! Look at reply #23 on this thread http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=90440.0

[Mike the bike]

If it's published its libel not slander - unless it's true of course.  Either way, he's still a wanker.

[JosepyK]

We finally gonna get the other side of this? Or is he just gonna change his name again and run like a coward.

We can always come up with our own jokes, SSDB is much funnier than this tripe.

[Radam]

Careful what you say or he'll take your ass to court! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[JosepyK]

Careful what you say or he'll take your ass to court! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

That would quite the feat, being this is the internet and I've done much worse to better people in the name of anonymity. LOL

[333]

I sorta like most of them.  Some I've heard, some I haven't.

But to the angry people, I have one thing to say.  There are many decaffeinated brands on the market that taste like the real thing.  TRY ONE.  It's humor FFS!  Chill out.

[JosepyK]

But I think my anger IS funny, so it works right?

[paulages]

One more for the supposed minority...

GET THIS GARBAGE OFF THIS FORUM.

I can't filter out "humor" from the "Show unread posts..." link. This bull#$%* clutters up the site.

[Gordon]

SOUNDS LIKE . . . S L A N D E R  to  me.  Best know what your talking about or we will see each other in Court.
Never every was involved in any financial transaction on this site or anyother ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Did not change my name 3 times. . . More   S L A N D E R.  What makes you think you can get away with crap like that ? ?

You finally posted something funny!  Good job, Jeff!!!

Please do go on, and make sure to throw in a reference about how "your lawyer" will be contacting me.

[333]

But I think my anger IS funny, so it works right?

Yes, it works.  But just for you.  The other anger shown here is based on the assumption that Roy is a former member who left here in less than favorable circumstances.  I can sort of see it, as Fuzzy was somewhat prolific in the humor section, but not to the extent that Roy is, and the humor is a bit different.  I also don't remember Fuzzy threatening legal action against one of us.

[Artf0rm]

Ok, first this....



then this to make you forget about it...



then... something way more interesting to discuss

[kghost]

He probably has a hell of a lawyer in J Noble Daggett.

[Gordon]

Ok, first this....

I disagree.  Arguing on the internet is like #$%*ing a fat chick.  It may be ugly, but it's still loads of fun and there's plenty of room to invite your friends to join in!

[Frankenkit]

So how many 'active' members do we have vs. the people who have registered and never posted and registered and only posted once or twice... six years ago?

I'm voting with the "minority".

[Retro Rocket]

I disagree.  Arguing on the internet is like #$%*ing a fat chick.  It may be ugly, but it's still loads of fun and there's plenty of room to invite your friends to join in!

Ahhhh, the old "get your end in, get your friend in" trick eh......