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Offline roy1

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Shortest Books ever...
« on: July 03, 2011, 08:41:32 PM »



World's Shortest Books...


MY BLACK GIRL FRIENDS
By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
 
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
 
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
 
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
 
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
 
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
 
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


 
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson

 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
 
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
 
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by our President. . .  B. O.









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Offline simon#42

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 11:20:28 AM »
how about roys book of funny jokes

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 11:22:43 AM »
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Offline Elan

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 11:22:59 AM »
how about roys book of funny jokes

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Offline Skunk Stripe

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 12:11:34 PM »
That book would be so short, it wouldn't even have a cover!

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 07:37:09 PM »
And yet, you guys still keep reading 'em.
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Offline Skunk Stripe

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Re: Shortest Books ever...
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 05:23:12 AM »
Well I don't. I wait now to see if someone else has said something, since it is probably going to be funnier than a roy joke ;D