The garage door is still busted, but I couldn't wait. So, I fired it up (hoping to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning), and it hung for a bit again, in the very beginning. I adjusted the down, and she fell into a comfortable rhythm.
Granted, I didn't have it going too long, but it started up fine on first hit, and continued a decent, non-hanging RPM through about 10 blips of the throttle.
I even found myself missing my old friend, LEAKING GAS

. Keep in mind, this was only a test for about 10 minutes, and none of it under load, but it will serve as a relief, since I am leaving the bike for 4 days.
When I return:
A) Check float level with gadget
B) vacuum sync
C) new plugs (again!)
D) clean the uni air filter
E) many, many, many other things...
Thanks for all te help folks. I'm sure it's not completely there, but closer than I was yesterday!