Two guys were back from a trip to Europe. When asked if they had any problems with the language barrier, they related the following story:
"We were looking for some professional female companionship. We wanted to be responsible consumers and neither contribute to an overpopulation problem or foul up our plumbing, so we went into a pharmacy to purchase raincoats for Melvin and Willie. We instantly ran into a communication problem. After consultation, we put some money on the counter and took out Melvin and Willie to try and create some understanding. At that point, the guy behind the counter whipped out the biggest pecker I've ever seen, swept the money off the counter, pocketed it, and smiled triumphantly."
