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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48625 on: May 20, 2014, 05:38:54 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48626 on: May 20, 2014, 05:43:58 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D


I would think a "#$%*e load" is a whole lot more than a "crap ton"?!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48627 on: May 20, 2014, 06:00:34 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D


I would think a "#$%*e load" is a whole lot more than a "crap ton"?!

Another beer, Mick?

Yes please... ;D

According to the urban dictionary "A crap ton is equal to 4 #$%* loads"    so there you have it.... ;D ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48628 on: May 20, 2014, 07:52:48 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D


I would think a "#$%*e load" is a whole lot more than a "crap ton"?!

Another beer, Mick?

Yes please... ;D

According to the urban dictionary "A crap ton is equal to 4 #$%* loads"    so there you have it.... ;D ;)


There ya go......poop knowledge!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48629 on: May 20, 2014, 08:49:51 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D


I would think a "#$%*e load" is a whole lot more than a "crap ton"?!

Another beer, Mick?

Yes please... ;D

According to the urban dictionary "A crap ton is equal to 4 #$%* loads"    so there you have it.... ;D ;)


There ya go......poop knowledge!

Or a load of sh1t, depending on which way you look at it... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48630 on: May 21, 2014, 08:13:51 PM »
Urban Dictionary's  2nd and 3rd definition of that are hilarious.

First, the politically incorrect one;

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How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

And then the one that fits in here at The 'Bar;

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A more child friendly version of "#$%*Load". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48631 on: May 21, 2014, 08:19:47 PM »
Hahahaha   ;D ;D  Even dookie gets a mention...

Ray down sarry.....hahahahahaha
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« Reply #48632 on: May 21, 2014, 08:20:29 PM »
Urban Dictionary's  2nd and 3rd definition of that are hilarious.

First, the politically incorrect one;

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How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

And then the one that fits in here at The 'Bar;

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A more child friendly version of "#$%*Load". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

PoopyPound!

Dookie?  So he's an ounce full of #$%*e??
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48633 on: May 21, 2014, 08:27:42 PM »
Urban Dictionary's  2nd and 3rd definition of that are hilarious.

First, the politically incorrect one;

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How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

And then the one that fits in here at The 'Bar;

Quote
A more child friendly version of "#$%*Load". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

PoopyPound!

Dookie?  So he's an ounce full of #$%*e??

We'll have to ask him... ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48634 on: May 21, 2014, 09:26:34 PM »
Question:  What is a "Crap Ton"?

No, its not a ton of poop.

That would all depend on how big a "sh1t load" is.... ;D



I would think a "#$%*e load" is a whole lot more than a "crap ton"?!

Another beer, Mick?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48635 on: May 22, 2014, 05:28:40 PM »
Its already the 23rd here {in Aus} so Happy birthday to Spikey... ;)
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« Reply #48636 on: May 22, 2014, 06:40:26 PM »
Cheers Spikey....first round on me
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48637 on: May 23, 2014, 07:40:17 PM »
Yes. Yes. A crap ton of drinks please.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48638 on: May 23, 2014, 07:41:22 PM »
Christ, just realized that I am that annoying guy in the forum with the huge SIG after every post. Nice.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48639 on: May 23, 2014, 07:42:34 PM »
Is Glenn really using Ubuntu to control this site?

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48640 on: May 23, 2014, 08:55:28 PM »
U bun tu
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48641 on: May 24, 2014, 05:41:54 AM »
I get Ubuntu errors when there are bad hot links.

I get you bun to when her bad hot inks?

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« Reply #48642 on: May 24, 2014, 07:44:05 AM »
I get bad hot links when you bun her you?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48643 on: May 24, 2014, 08:33:29 AM »
Urban Dictionary's  2nd and 3rd definition of that are hilarious.

First, the politically incorrect one;

Quote
How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."

And then the one that fits in here at The 'Bar;

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A more child friendly version of "#$%*Load". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

PoopyPound!

Dookie?  So he's an ounce full of #$%*e??

I prefer constipation pebbles over dookieounce personally, but whatever floats your poopcancoe is just ducky to me.
I know, it is a little longer but much more descriptive.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48644 on: May 24, 2014, 04:10:57 PM »
Dookieduckypebblepoop.... 8)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48645 on: May 24, 2014, 05:49:10 PM »
Dookieduckypebblepoop.... 8)


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48646 on: May 25, 2014, 06:10:28 AM »
Poopcanoe?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48647 on: May 25, 2014, 08:38:14 AM »
Poopinacanoe

They do this in the Texas Water Safari...a 262 mi nonstop canoe race, takes at least 26 hours to complete.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48648 on: May 25, 2014, 08:39:00 AM »
Poopcanoe.
A canoe composed mostly if not entirely of poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #48649 on: May 25, 2014, 08:42:30 AM »
And I'll raise you a Missouri Boatride for the MR 340 and asian carp trying to take your head clean off.
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