Author Topic: We're all idiots for wearing leather. (Read 4871 times)

GroovieGhoulie · « **on:** July 13, 2006, 08:31:08 PM »

"Scientists Discover Corona Tank Top Safer Than Leather"

http://www.obairlann.net/~reaper/motorcycle/corona.html

Who knew?!?!?!

quietlikeachurch · « **Reply #1 on:** July 13, 2006, 08:40:20 PM »

cb650 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 13, 2006, 08:56:47 PM »

And I thought I was safe in my leather thong

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Terry

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #3 on:** July 13, 2006, 10:18:51 PM »

I wonder if Mr Rossi will be wearing one in the next GP.

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2006, 02:08:22 AM »

"The best riding outfit we found, the best combination, was the Corona tank top, cutoff jean shorts, white sneakers and a backwards-facing ball cap."

Well, I'll certianly be changing my riding habits. How could we have overlooked something this obvious?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2006, 02:46:46 AM »

Well I've known that certain clothing has in-built magical powers for quite awhile men, for instance, when I wear my cams and combat boots into my local Kebab restaurant none of the regulars there will look me in the eye, and the joint empties pretty quickly for some reason?

Also I've noticed that if I wear my "Show me yer tits" T shirt to my mother-in-laws place on Christmas Day (the only day my wife can get me near her family) all the women-folk seem, er, "subdued"? Anyone got a spare Corona T shirt? (XXXL) I'm a believer!

toycollector10 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2006, 02:55:50 AM »

Some sort of satire copyright in the small print boys...Love the experts, the scientists, the analyists, the know-alls.

The article reads well.

The experts in this country say we have the highest rate of campylobactor food poisoning in the world from eating chicken.

Get this, they want to take fresh chicken off the market, because people don't know how to prepare and cook it properly. Is the world going mad?? YES!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2006, 03:02:01 AM »

I heard that Kiwi's eat live sheep? (but don't swallow...........)

toycollector10 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2006, 03:14:36 AM »

Now, Terry, I know that you have stepped over the line this time. You are a habitual line-stepper....Moderator?

!!!!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2006, 04:08:03 AM »

Squealer!

needswork · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2006, 05:32:27 AM »

Damn, I don't have a Corona shirt and my Molson Canadian doesn't have the same power. I'll have to change my brand of beer now!

TARKUS512 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2006, 06:09:11 AM »

Does it count if the Corona is just on your shirt? As in spilled, or dribbled, when you tried to drink it before you get on your bike? Not that I would do that. The seat on my bike ain't no bar stool.

dpen · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2006, 07:36:26 AM »

I'll get back to you.

I'm going to get pissed, wear my Reschs tank top & baseball hat & fall off my bike.

Reschs beer has magical properties so I'll be right.

Peter · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2006, 09:24:13 AM »

Well like the rest of you I will have to get some new attire, but the article didn't specify how high up to cut my jeans... Richard Simmons or Fresh prince?

cbjunkie · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2006, 09:25:05 AM »

daisy duke!

BobbyR · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2006, 10:25:52 AM »

Well in that case I guess I need to put something on under my Chaps.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2006, 04:59:28 PM »

Quote from: cbjunkie on July 14, 2006, 09:25:05 AM

daisy duke!

FAG!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2006, 05:03:02 PM »

Quote from: dpen on July 14, 2006, 07:36:26 AM

I'll get back to you.

I'm going to get pissed, wear my Reschs tank top & baseball hat & fall off my bike.

Reschs beer has magical properties so I'll be right.

Never buy beer with a brand name that sounds like the noise you make vomiting! I think I'm gonna........... Reessssssccccchhhh!!!

tramp · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2006, 04:27:06 AM »

corona on the shirt may help but too much corona in the belly may have a negitive affect

74cb750 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 15, 2006, 02:29:39 PM »

Not to get back on the thread, but.....
last major accident back in the homeland
I was wearing a dress shirt and dress pants.
Result was after flying at 70mph and somehow
landing, all I had to do was pull some minor rocks out of my
18 year old butt. Mabe I should have had a beer shirt,
but was too young to drink.

michel
I wear JoeRocket jackets now, though

dpen · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2006, 05:43:32 AM »

I'm not getting into another debate on beer Terence - the best beer is the one you like.

Regards something under your chaps BobbyR, how about a brazilian?

TARKUS512 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2006, 07:12:36 AM »

I figure regardless of what I'm wearing that day. If I just put some Pam cooking spray on, I won't stick to the pavement.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2006, 03:02:10 PM »

Quote from: TARKUS512 on July 17, 2006, 07:12:36 AM

I figure regardless of what I'm wearing that day. If I just put some Pam cooking spray on, I won't stick to the pavement.

And you'll get a lovely tan!

jmanstuck · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2006, 05:58:56 PM »

I am a veggie for 15 years now & I could'nt bring myself to wear that much leather. I bought a Levis moto jean jacket, sounds like karma to me.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2006, 04:16:28 AM »

Quote from: jmanstuck on July 17, 2006, 05:58:56 PM

I am a veggie for 15 years now & I could'nt bring myself to wear that much leather. I bought a Levis moto jean jacket, sounds like karma to me.

Hey you don't have to eat the leathers mate, and anyway, what about those poor little denims, living in fear of being "harvested" for their beautiful blue fur eh? Eh? What a hypocrite!

Ha ha, just joshing mate, hey, when you say you're a "Veggie", you do mean that you don't eat meat, right? I'd feel really bad if you meant that you've got brain damage, or something?

jmanstuck · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2006, 02:29:23 PM »

Well the I am brain dead but that is from to many drugs & a boring job. Nah, I dont eat meat<(ha ha) of any kind including fish.

Gordon · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:09:02 PM »

Quote from: jmanstuck on July 19, 2006, 02:29:23 PM

Well the I am brain dead but that is from to many drugs & a boring job. Nah, I dont eat meat<(ha ha) of any kind including fish.

Do you abstain from all animal products, or just meat?

Cheese made with animal rennet, or foods made with gelatin? Not trying to pick on you, though. I just like a good discussion!

clarkjh · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:31:54 PM »

Hijack

If your talking animal products/by-products don't forget whey (its in foods you wouldn't think), nasty stuff when your allergic to milk

Topic

I like my leather jacket but it seems to have shrunk hanging in the closet for 15 years.

James

Gordon · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:42:31 PM »

Quote from: clarkjh on July 19, 2006, 03:31:54 PM

If your talking animal products/by-products don't forget whey (its in foods you wouldn't think), nasty stuff when your allergic to milk

I'm not talking about products that come from live animals like milk. Gelatin and rennet come from dead animals, and while they aren't muscle or fat and aren't called meat, they still require the animal to be slaughtered to get them.

Again, I'm not trying to start a veggie vs. carnivore war here, I just like a good discussion and like to find out people's motivations for the choices they make.

Incidentally, I eat meat. Almost every day.

jmanstuck · « **Reply #29 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:56:28 PM »

Yea most animal products but cheese no cus soymilk taste good soycheese taste like S%!T.
Alot of rennets or rennin are enzymes taken from vegtables, Kraft uses vegetable rennin.
Nothing is wrong with eating meat I would not argue that, it's natural. I just dont agree
with the treatment involved. I have often told my wife if we lived off the land I would bow
hunt are dinner.

cb650 · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2006, 04:48:37 PM »

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

Terry

jmanstuck · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:12:31 PM »

People are animals too. MMmm people

cb650 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:32:59 PM »

I refrain from any further comment to not offend any females on the site

Terry

clarkjh · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2006, 06:53:54 PM »

Quote from: cb650 on July 19, 2006, 06:32:59 PM

I refrain from any further comment to not offend any females on the site

Terry

ROFLMAO

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