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Offline tortelvis

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Morons
« on: February 07, 2013, 08:36:15 AM »

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Re: Morons
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2013, 12:55:07 PM »



Faaaaaaargin Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Morons
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2013, 01:19:39 PM »
My kids were in school before they got on the back of one of my bikes..... :o
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Re: Morons
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2013, 02:14:41 PM »
I am assuming the wind deflector is just mainly from keeping his cigarette ashes from burning the kids face.
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Re: Morons
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2013, 05:49:22 PM »
Just put the little things in a saddlebag or a good plastic bucket  :D

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Re: Morons
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2013, 07:42:45 PM »
Clearly, these are people who shouldn't have been allowed to breed.  So;

A. They themselves realized this, and are acting appropriately, or
B. The natural order of the universe will solve it for them.
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Re: Morons
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2013, 12:07:47 AM »
take away food=bucket o baby?

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Re: Morons
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2013, 03:30:58 AM »
You should not compare third world countries, where the two wheels are the only means of transportation to a dickhead in good ole USA.

It is easy to mock poor people when you got two cars in a carage and a motorcycle just for fun.  They need to travel too and two wheels are much better than your own feet.

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Re: Morons
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2013, 09:07:21 AM »
Bungee cords are all you need.
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Re: Morons
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 09:40:31 AM »
Bungee cords are all you need.

cords , why use two . one really tight should do the job

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Re: Morons
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2013, 10:53:29 AM »
Just put the little things in a saddlebag or a good plastic bucket  :D
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