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Caption Competition.
« on: May 16, 2005, 04:02:14 AM »
OK, OK, so I stole this off the UK VFR board - but I'm sure our readership can come up with some much better captions!
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2005, 05:10:10 AM »
oh #$%* i thought you had shut the doors :-[  mick.
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2005, 05:40:51 AM »
OH THE HUMANITY...THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2005, 05:42:51 AM »
the real reason for soccer riots... :o
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2005, 05:45:48 AM »
and we see here... the annual migration, of the stubby... a timid creature.. that is attractedto bright lights and BBQ's.. unfortunately, very few leave these migatory grounds... attacked and drained, of what fluid they have, and there bodies left broken...(in my best robert attenbourgher voice.. ;D)
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2005, 05:45:58 AM »
Soon as I get out of the hospital I'm getting dual front brakes.........
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2005, 05:47:32 AM »
duel front brakes..WTF???
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2005, 05:49:56 AM »
What the hell do you think split the load open? ;D What a way to wipe out

Well......you see mister insurance agent the roadway had become slick..............
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2005, 05:50:05 AM »
CAUTION! BEER CROSSING NEXT 5 MILES! ;D
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2005, 05:51:20 AM »
HA!!!!! ;D..love it.. i could be here all night!!!! ;D :D
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2005, 06:00:01 AM »
LOOK OUT!!!...it a BEER STAMPEED!!! :o
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2005, 06:21:43 AM »
 ;D

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2005, 07:29:42 AM »
Welcome to Australia!
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2005, 07:35:02 AM »
"Oops!"  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2005, 07:49:39 AM »
Quote from: QUAIL on May 16, 2005, 07:29:42 AM
Welcome to Australia!
Aaaah the promised land, where the beer grows on the road
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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2005, 08:24:31 AM »
Keep up the comments- I don't even like beer and this is absolutely one of the funniest photos I've ever seen!!!

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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2005, 09:57:44 AM »
Caution!  Sailors next 5 miles.
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2005, 09:58:41 AM »
Please slow down my DADDY works here.
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2005, 10:01:06 AM »
IRA  booby trap. (this is for you Britts)
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2005, 07:22:09 AM »
Note here the classic signs of alcohol abuse. Bottles broken, bottles abandoned, labels missing. Only through your continued efforts can this manner of travesty be stopped. Support your local pub.

I'm Chris Boden and I approve this message.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #20 on: May 18, 2005, 07:25:10 AM »
Austrailia's first attempt at airlifting food on it's way to help the people of South Africa.
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2005, 07:38:27 AM »
Now THAT was a party!!
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2005, 10:59:48 AM »
I saw the whole thing officer. It was those 2 ausie's over there pissing in the woods.
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2005, 09:22:53 PM »
Quote from: QUAIL on May 18, 2005, 10:59:48 AM
I saw the whole thing officer. It was those 2 ausie's over there pissing in the woods.

"Quick Ben, run for it, that f@#$%^g Seppo's dobbed us in!"
"Slow down Terry, I pissed on me thong and me foot keeps slipping out"
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« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2005, 06:59:19 AM »
The New York Times

Tempers Flair as Probition Returns to the US
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