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Offline Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8"

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #25 on: May 19, 2005, 07:01:53 AM »
And now Ladies and Gentelmen, our next act is the drunken GLASS WALKER!!!!
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #26 on: May 19, 2005, 07:14:42 AM »
I think that is a waist of good Dutch beer.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2005, 06:52:52 AM »
Hey Honey, how do you know Terry's been here?

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2005, 08:32:26 AM »
Jeesh, I picked a bad day to start the Atkins diet.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2005, 09:34:41 AM »
It was him!  He put the spike strips in the road and fliped that truck. That guy with three stones. :D

Terry you will have to tell us if it is a matched set! :o
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2005, 07:44:37 PM »
Can I have the empties Dad?

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2005, 10:37:55 PM »
Gotta go with Bobby..............(Bad day to start the diet!!!!!)
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2005, 08:42:15 AM »
oopsh said the driver trying not to breath on the policeman
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2006, 12:48:48 AM »
"Now thats what i call getting smashed"

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2006, 11:55:09 PM »
Rsnip said triumphantly, "That should keep ic455 from following me" ;)

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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2006, 12:53:42 AM »
haha excellent post my dear posting buddy

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2006, 03:48:54 PM »
TY

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2006, 08:12:24 PM »
This just in. 532 austrailians found dead on roadside. Initial autopsy indicates cause of death to be extensive internal bleeding due to unidentified glass shards found in the stomach and small inestines. Eye witness reports religious mass suicide.  More news at 11.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2006, 01:40:59 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2006, 02:57:40 AM »
now that's really taking the piss to the limit...........

I'm still getting the glass fragments out of my tongue - bloody foreign beer bottles can't take a good bite to get the lid off..whats the world coming to..

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2006, 01:41:59 PM »
That's what happens when you hire a salt-truckdriver to deliver your beer. 
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« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2009, 09:37:38 AM »
Dispersall pattern is not very uniform, let's try the Bud Lite.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2009, 05:32:25 PM »
Wow! :o  How far down did you have to dig to find this one? ;D ;D

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« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2009, 10:13:59 PM »
And theyre still tossing em out looking for a case with toke stones!
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2009, 04:25:10 PM »
"Pfft, who says glass takes forever to decompose, it's already breaking down!!"

"Hmm, looks like redneck huntin grounds!"

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2009, 10:59:45 AM »
follow the broken glass road!
... and then the concussion hit!

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2009, 06:36:47 PM »
She told me to take out the trash or there would be repercussions...i shoulda listened.

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2009, 06:37:52 PM »
CAUTION
BEER X-ING
AHEAD



Take off on
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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2009, 12:24:10 PM »
Experimental Test Pavement: Next 4 Miles

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Re: Caption Competition.
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2009, 05:25:28 PM »
A fooking weeks worth of beer, gone, in an instant.
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